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Rebecca Black, AKA “Stream-of-Consciousness-Girl,” Demonstrates Newly-Acquired Calendar Mastery

March 25, 2011 in From the Internet, Guantanamo Bay


The World is a Magical Place for Rebecca Black

Yesterday was Thursday

Today it is Friday

We we so excited

We so excited

We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday

And Sunday comes afterwards.

-Rebecca Black

Pattern recognition isn’t lost on America’s hottest new tween starlet.  In her new song, Friday, she correctly lists four of the seven days of the week, in their proper order, without skipping a beat.

“When I finally wrapped my head around it, I was like, whoa.  For a while I kept thinking the day after Thursday was August, and the day after that was Uvula.  It took a little bit of practice, but eventually I got it down.”  Read the rest of this entry →

Google’s ‘God’ Search List: 10 Signs Of The Apocalypse

December 23, 2009 in From the Internet, The Future Is Here, WTF?

I recently typed the letters G-O-D into the Google search window. This picture shows what Google suggests when you type that. (Try it yourself!)

I was trying to type: “Goddamn, Megan Fox is hot!” But I only got three letters in before Google suggested “godaddy” so I ended up watching sexy Danica Patrick videos instead.

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The “Fuck This Website” Website

August 7, 2009 in From the Internet


Click here to visit.

Dramatization of Sargeant James Crowley’s Parting Words to Henry Louis ‘Skip’ Gates Jr., Washington DC, July 30, 2009

July 31, 2009 in Breaking News, Cinema, Forgotten Films, From the Internet

People Are Talking

July 13, 2009 in Blog Circle-Jerk, From the Internet

Alexander Graham BellWriting can be a lonely and thankless undertaking.  Even on good days it  requires dedication, sacrifice, and an unwavering ability to remain focused on your craft in the face of scant evidence that anyone reads your words.  But sometimes people do read them, and occasionally they react to them.   The internet makes it easy to sow savage scorn, and to reap it.   It also makes it abundantly clear when you’ve made an impact.  Today we’ll take a look at what people have been saying about what Wordsmokers have been saying.

In the aftermath of Sarah Palin’s surprise resignation, William Jacobson, a conservative professor from Cornell Law School, penned an essay decrying the vilification of Trig Palin, which he claimed demonstrated the moral bankruptcy of the left. “I do know why the left hates her so much. And it keeps coming back to Trig.” It probably has a lot more to do with Palin’s calculated and disingenuous use of her family as PR props when it suits her purposes, but I think we can agree that photoshopping pictures of Trig was uncalled for.  He goes on to cite numerous unkind comments in the blogosphere, concluding with VirusWithShoes’s “did Trig Palin write this speech for her?” Our intrepid editor and publisher is referred to as “the intellect in charge” around these parts, to which few of his acolytes would object.  Jacobson’s article was reprinted here and here, and may even have lead to this love letter to Virus.

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