Rebecca Black, AKA “Stream-of-Consciousness-Girl,” Demonstrates Newly-Acquired Calendar Mastery
March 25, 2011 in From the Internet, Guantanamo Bay

The World is a Magical Place for Rebecca Black
Yesterday was Thursday
Today it is Friday
We we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards.
-Rebecca Black
Pattern recognition isn’t lost on America’s hottest new tween starlet. In her new song, Friday, she correctly lists four of the seven days of the week, in their proper order, without skipping a beat.
“When I finally wrapped my head around it, I was like, whoa. For a while I kept thinking the day after Thursday was August, and the day after that was Uvula. It took a little bit of practice, but eventually I got it down.” Read the rest of this entry →


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