Conspiracy Corner – It Was a Dark and Stormy Night Edition
September 5, 2011 in Conspiracy Corner
We’ve had a climatically challenging time of it here on the East Coast lately. As you’d expect, there’s been a lot of speculation as to the “real causes” of these events. Was the Virginia earthquake caused by nuclear explosions at secret Deep Underground Military Bases (DUMB)? What accounts for the near-simultaneous earthquake in a seismically inactive region of Colorado? Could it be… Satan? sabotage of the military’s “vast intercontinental military tunnel complex?” Who knows? Until someone adds something fresh to the genre, I’m over conspiracy theories about natural disasters. Step it up, sheeple!
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Bishop of Motherwell Joseph Devine started a barnie during a 2008 lecture in Glasgow by saying that the bufties have launched a “
It’s time for another installment of the world-renowned column that looks behind the shadows to uncover the truth that dare not speak its name. Today we’ll highlight events in Greece and Iraq that happened, events during the Middle Ages that never happened, and we’ll speculate irresponsibly about doomed Flight 447, all in our unending quest to provide you with the real truth, from the beguilingly bizarre to the laughably loopy. During a more innocent time, before the age of Enron and Madoff, when all there was to contend with was the Great Depression, 
