Since we’re all about bidding farewell to the Bush these days, it seems fitting that an old photo of Madonna should suddenly re-emerge featuring a wild and untamed bush the likes of which we haven’t seen since 1970s Portuguese pornography.
Don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against bush. I am anti-Brazilian, but I like to keep things exceedingly tidy, and always have, long before the whole “wax it all off” trend. Even though I fear a behaired petunia is going the way of the hairy armpit for women, and will one day be looked back upon with loathing and revulsion, I simply will not go bald.
But this? Well … I am straight woman, but I must say, I can’t imagine, as a man or a lesbian, that such a pelt would be terribly enticing in terms of pondering a generous oral servicing. How would you find the spot that needed to be found? Wouldn’t it tickle terribly?
Poor, poor Lourdes. There are going to be a lot of ingrown hair irritations in that poor girl’s future.
I am open to hear the opinions of others on this pressing matter.
Click here to see the super-bush (NSFW)