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For the World’s More Full of Weeping Than You Can Understand

June 28, 2011 in Wencerotica

For the World’s More Full of Weeping Than You Can Understand

June 28, 2011 in Wencerotica

Cats cannot taste sweet foods (with sugar) because of a mutation (change) in their ancestors which removed the ability to taste sweet things.

April 10, 2011 in Wencerotica

Cats cannot taste sweet foods (with sugar) because of a mutation (change) in their ancestors which removed the ability to taste sweet things.

April 10, 2011 in Wencerotica

Alternate Universe Episode of ‘Hee Haw’

January 25, 2011 in Wencistory

Remember when the North Vietnamese went back in time and won the American Civil War for the South and everything got screwy for awhile until Henry Kissinger and Frank Oppenheimer devised that Tesla cannon that set everything back almost to right except now nobody remembers that Spiro Agnew was the first black female president or ever heard of a xilabeast and a bunch of other stuff but what’re you gonna do you can’t have everything? This is from then. I taped it.


Alternate Universe Episode of ‘Hee Haw’

January 25, 2011 in Wencistory

Remember when the North Vietnamese went back in time and won the American Civil War for the South and everything got screwy for awhile until Henry Kissinger and Frank Oppenheimer devised that Tesla cannon that set everything back almost to right except now nobody remembers that Spiro Agnew was the first black female president or ever heard of a xilabeast and a bunch of other stuff but what’re you gonna do you can’t have everything? This is from then. I taped it.


Alternate Universe Episode of ‘Hee Haw’

January 25, 2011 in Wencistory

Remember when the North Vietnamese went back in time and won the American Civil War for the South and everything got screwy for awhile until Henry Kissinger and Frank Oppenheimer devised that Tesla cannon that set everything back almost to right except now nobody remembers that Spiro Agnew was the first black female president or ever heard of a xilabeast and a bunch of other stuff but what’re you gonna do you can’t have everything? This is from then. I taped it.


Alternate Universe Episode of ‘Hee Haw’

January 25, 2011 in Wencistory

Remember when the North Vietnamese went back in time and won the American Civil War for the South and everything got screwy for awhile until Henry Kissinger and Frank Oppenheimer devised that Tesla cannon that set everything back almost to right except now nobody remembers that Spiro Agnew was the first black female president or ever heard of a xilabeast and a bunch of other stuff but what’re you gonna do you can’t have everything? This is from then. I taped it.


Roy Sez

January 22, 2011 in Cats

I went to the University of Suck My Dick, you asshole. There’s nothing you can’t tell me that I haven’t already dismissed as bullshit. Read the rest of this entry →