by seadebris
September 14, 2009 in Scary!
I had to sit on this for a day because I poked the thing with a stick yesterday and here in California that might have been a Federal crime. Poking a protected marine monster can result in some serious jail time and a heavy fine. So, I had a talk with my lawyer and it turns out that it is not a federal crime to poke a dead marine monster with a stick.
What a relief!
I have to go find a therapist to help me deal with the images.
by seadebris
September 14, 2009 in Scary!
I had to sit on this for a day because I poked the thing with a stick yesterday and here in California that might have been a Federal crime. Poking a protected marine monster can result in some serious jail time and a heavy fine. So, I had a talk with my lawyer and it turns out that it is not a federal crime to poke a dead marine monster with a stick.
What a relief!
I have to go find a therapist to help me deal with the images.
by seadebris
September 14, 2009 in Scary!
I had to sit on this for a day because I poked the thing with a stick yesterday and here in California that might have been a Federal crime. Poking a protected marine monster can result in some serious jail time and a heavy fine. So, I had a talk with my lawyer and it turns out that it is not a federal crime to poke a dead marine monster with a stick.
What a relief!
I have to go find a therapist to help me deal with the images.
by seadebris
September 14, 2009 in Scary!
I had to sit on this for a day because I poked the thing with a stick yesterday and here in California that might have been a Federal crime. Poking a protected marine monster can result in some serious jail time and a heavy fine. So, I had a talk with my lawyer and it turns out that it is not a federal crime to poke a dead marine monster with a stick.
What a relief!
I have to go find a therapist to help me deal with the images.
by seadebris
September 14, 2009 in Scary!
I had to sit on this for a day because I poked the thing with a stick yesterday and here in California that might have been a Federal crime. Poking a protected marine monster can result in some serious jail time and a heavy fine. So, I had a talk with my lawyer and it turns out that it is not a federal crime to poke a dead marine monster with a stick.
What a relief!
I have to go find a therapist to help me deal with the images.
by seadebris
August 7, 2009 in Wordsmoker Short Fiction
I slash a quick glance at the switchboard display. Fuck, it’s an inside call. I have to take it. I tuck the phone under my chin, “Front desk?”
I look at the guest in front of me, so that he knows I’m still paying attention to him, and keep banging away at the keyboard.
by seadebris
August 7, 2009 in Wordsmoker Short Fiction
I slash a quick glance at the switchboard display. Fuck, it’s an inside call. I have to take it. I tuck the phone under my chin, “Front desk?”
I look at the guest in front of me, so that he knows I’m still paying attention to him, and keep banging away at the keyboard.
by seadebris
August 7, 2009 in Wordsmoker Short Fiction
I slash a quick glance at the switchboard display. Fuck, it’s an inside call. I have to take it. I tuck the phone under my chin, “Front desk?”
I look at the guest in front of me, so that he knows I’m still paying attention to him, and keep banging away at the keyboard.
by seadebris
August 7, 2009 in Wordsmoker Short Fiction
I slash a quick glance at the switchboard display. Fuck, it’s an inside call. I have to take it. I tuck the phone under my chin, “Front desk?”
I look at the guest in front of me, so that he knows I’m still paying attention to him, and keep banging away at the keyboard.
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