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The Polanski Dilemma

October 6, 2009 in Crime and Punishment

You know several decades ago, a young artist with tumultuous past committed a crime that shocked the celebrities and beautiful people of Hollywood. The case that followed was a three ring media circus with a fame hungry prosecutor and a judge who was overwhelmed with the world’s attention. Many reasonably argued that the artist’s incredible past mitigated any underlying guilt for the acts which he stood accused of.

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The Polanski Dilemma

October 6, 2009 in Crime and Punishment

You know several decades ago, a young artist with tumultuous past committed a crime that shocked the celebrities and beautiful people of Hollywood. The case that followed was a three ring media circus with a fame hungry prosecutor and a judge who was overwhelmed with the world’s attention. Many reasonably argued that the artist’s incredible past mitigated any underlying guilt for the acts which he stood accused of.

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Vaginas I Have Known

September 10, 2009 in Ladybits

Waiter - this roll has a yeast infection!Small pussies, medium pussies, large pussies. Long ones with a dose of early cosmetic surgery and short, fat ones au naturel. Pussies like loaves of bread. Pussies like wedges, pussies like liter bottles. “What the fuck” pussies. “Oh, hell no” pussies. Thin, thick, dark, light, curved, scarred, veined, smooth, pussies that go left, pussies that veer right (and quite often in the opposite direction of their owners’ political leanings). Shy ones that need gentle coaxing and bold ones that jump out at you like cobras. Pussies that you’d like to forget and pussies you couldn’t fail to remember if you lived to be a hundred.

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Vaginas I Have Known

September 10, 2009 in Ladybits

Waiter - this roll has a yeast infection!Small pussies, medium pussies, large pussies. Long ones with a dose of early cosmetic surgery and short, fat ones au naturel. Pussies like loaves of bread. Pussies like wedges, pussies like liter bottles. “What the fuck” pussies. “Oh, hell no” pussies. Thin, thick, dark, light, curved, scarred, veined, smooth, pussies that go left, pussies that veer right (and quite often in the opposite direction of their owners’ political leanings). Shy ones that need gentle coaxing and bold ones that jump out at you like cobras. Pussies that you’d like to forget and pussies you couldn’t fail to remember if you lived to be a hundred.

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5 Second Movie Review – Henry Poole Is Here

April 15, 2009 in 5 Second Movie Review

Whether its deus ex machina or deus ex moenia, Horace still says “fail.”










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5 Second Movie Review – Henry Poole Is Here

April 15, 2009 in 5 Second Movie Review

Whether its deus ex machina or deus ex moenia, Horace still says “fail.”










Image via wikipedia

Forgotten Films: Cruising

February 26, 2009 in Forgotten Films

If you’re anything like me (and I know you are) you often think “I wonder how Al Pacino would play a voracious power bottom?” and “Why didn’t Bruno Kirby do more gay S&M?” Well your prayers are answered today my lil’ filthy monkey with a hidden gem that I like to call Cruising. Starring Big Al as the cop, Krazy Karen Allen as the cop’s girlie and a pre-Arby’s Paul Sorvino, Cruising takes you through the early ’80′s pre-Aids gay S&M subculture in a serial killer story that has multiple narrative viewpoints and no clear cut character motivations.

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Forgotten Films: Cruising

February 26, 2009 in Forgotten Films

If you’re anything like me (and I know you are) you often think “I wonder how Al Pacino would play a voracious power bottom?” and “Why didn’t Bruno Kirby do more gay S&M?” Well your prayers are answered today my lil’ filthy monkey with a hidden gem that I like to call Cruising. Starring Big Al as the cop, Krazy Karen Allen as the cop’s girlie and a pre-Arby’s Paul Sorvino, Cruising takes you through the early ’80′s pre-Aids gay S&M subculture in a serial killer story that has multiple narrative viewpoints and no clear cut character motivations.

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Forgotten Films: Cruising

February 26, 2009 in Forgotten Films

If you’re anything like me (and I know you are) you often think “I wonder how Al Pacino would play a voracious power bottom?” and “Why didn’t Bruno Kirby do more gay S&M?” Well your prayers are answered today my lil’ filthy monkey with a hidden gem that I like to call Cruising. Starring Big Al as the cop, Krazy Karen Allen as the cop’s girlie and a pre-Arby’s Paul Sorvino, Cruising takes you through the early ’80′s pre-Aids gay S&M subculture in a serial killer story that has multiple narrative viewpoints and no clear cut character motivations.

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