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1. I ran away from home when I was 2. Well, I wasn’t running away so much as going out to look for my mum to get a refill of orange squash. Luckily, I didn’t get too far. That was the only time she ever spanked me.

2. I was born on a full moon. Seems I turned up three days early just for that very reason.

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1. I ran away from home when I was 2. Well, I wasn’t running away so much as going out to look for my mum to get a refill of orange squash. Luckily, I didn’t get too far. That was the only time she ever spanked me.

2. I was born on a full moon. Seems I turned up three days early just for that very reason.

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