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Canadian Heritage Moments: “Live” Blogging the Stanley Cup Playoffs

April 16, 2012 in Old Time Hockey, Other Cultures

Please be ours.

Hello! I’m PimpMyCouch, and I represent the Canadian Content portion of Wordsmoker. Tonight, I’m “live” blogging the Stanley Cup Playoffs, specifically Game 3 of the Vancouver Canucks-Los Angeles Kings series. Some of you may be intrigued, some indifferent, some confused because you thought hockey was limited to the 49th parallel and above, and why the hell does Los Angeles have a hockey team? (Note: They actually have two.) I will be “live” blogging the game, as I am a bit of a moron computer-wise and don’t really know how to live blog, so I’m just going to blog about it in real time. Don’t judge me!

I will break this up over the three periods of play and any subsequent overtime periods. To date, the Kings lead the series 2-0. Full disclosure: I am a Canucks fan. Go ahead, get your jokes in now. Read the rest of this entry →

Canadian Heritage Moments: “Live” Blogging the Stanley Cup Playoffs

April 16, 2012 in Old Time Hockey, Other Cultures

Please be ours.

Hello! I’m PimpMyCouch, and I represent the Canadian Content portion of Wordsmoker. Tonight, I’m “live” blogging the Stanley Cup Playoffs, specifically Game 3 of the Vancouver Canucks-Los Angeles Kings series. Some of you may be intrigued, some indifferent, some confused because you thought hockey was limited to the 49th parallel and above, and why the hell does Los Angeles have a hockey team? (Note: They actually have two.) I will be “live” blogging the game, as I am a bit of a moron computer-wise and don’t really know how to live blog, so I’m just going to blog about it in real time. Don’t judge me!

I will break this up over the three periods of play and any subsequent overtime periods. To date, the Kings lead the series 2-0. Full disclosure: I am a Canucks fan. Go ahead, get your jokes in now. Read the rest of this entry →

Canadian Heritage Moments: “Live” Blogging the Stanley Cup Playoffs

April 16, 2012 in Old Time Hockey, Other Cultures

Please be ours.

Hello! I’m PimpMyCouch, and I represent the Canadian Content portion of Wordsmoker. Tonight, I’m “live” blogging the Stanley Cup Playoffs, specifically Game 3 of the Vancouver Canucks-Los Angeles Kings series. Some of you may be intrigued, some indifferent, some confused because you thought hockey was limited to the 49th parallel and above, and why the hell does Los Angeles have a hockey team? (Note: They actually have two.) I will be “live” blogging the game, as I am a bit of a moron computer-wise and don’t really know how to live blog, so I’m just going to blog about it in real time. Don’t judge me!

I will break this up over the three periods of play and any subsequent overtime periods. To date, the Kings lead the series 2-0. Full disclosure: I am a Canucks fan. Go ahead, get your jokes in now. Read the rest of this entry →

Canadian Heritage Moments: “Live” Blogging the Stanley Cup Playoffs

April 16, 2012 in Old Time Hockey, Other Cultures

Please be ours.

Hello! I’m PimpMyCouch, and I represent the Canadian Content portion of Wordsmoker. Tonight, I’m “live” blogging the Stanley Cup Playoffs, specifically Game 3 of the Vancouver Canucks-Los Angeles Kings series. Some of you may be intrigued, some indifferent, some confused because you thought hockey was limited to the 49th parallel and above, and why the hell does Los Angeles have a hockey team? (Note: They actually have two.) I will be “live” blogging the game, as I am a bit of a moron computer-wise and don’t really know how to live blog, so I’m just going to blog about it in real time. Don’t judge me!

I will break this up over the three periods of play and any subsequent overtime periods. To date, the Kings lead the series 2-0. Full disclosure: I am a Canucks fan. Go ahead, get your jokes in now. Read the rest of this entry →

Canadian Heritage Moments: “Live” Blogging the Stanley Cup Playoffs

April 16, 2012 in Old Time Hockey, Other Cultures

Please be ours.

Hello! I’m PimpMyCouch, and I represent the Canadian Content portion of Wordsmoker. Tonight, I’m “live” blogging the Stanley Cup Playoffs, specifically Game 3 of the Vancouver Canucks-Los Angeles Kings series. Some of you may be intrigued, some indifferent, some confused because you thought hockey was limited to the 49th parallel and above, and why the hell does Los Angeles have a hockey team? (Note: They actually have two.) I will be “live” blogging the game, as I am a bit of a moron computer-wise and don’t really know how to live blog, so I’m just going to blog about it in real time. Don’t judge me!

I will break this up over the three periods of play and any subsequent overtime periods. To date, the Kings lead the series 2-0. Full disclosure: I am a Canucks fan. Go ahead, get your jokes in now. Read the rest of this entry →

Put Your Stupid Mouthguard Back in Your Stupid Mouth, Patrick Kane

June 7, 2010 in Rants

Seriously. You are in the Stanley Cup Finals. It’s kind of a big deal. You already look ridiculous with your Winger mullet, and your oh-so-adorable peach fuzz beard, which took you three rounds to grow, because I don’t care what your birth certificate says, you’re fucking 12. You’re in the NHL. You’re playing with the big boys now. Keep the guard in the mouth. Because know that it not only looks sloppy and gross, but other players will clue in to the fact that you skate with it hanging out. You don’t think they’ll want to catch you in that act? How’s your dental plan? Jerk.

Put Your Stupid Mouthguard Back in Your Stupid Mouth, Patrick Kane

June 7, 2010 in Rants

Seriously. You are in the Stanley Cup Finals. It’s kind of a big deal. You already look ridiculous with your Winger mullet, and your oh-so-adorable peach fuzz beard, which took you three rounds to grow, because I don’t care what your birth certificate says, you’re fucking 12. You’re in the NHL. You’re playing with the big boys now. Keep the guard in the mouth. Because know that it not only looks sloppy and gross, but other players will clue in to the fact that you skate with it hanging out. You don’t think they’ll want to catch you in that act? How’s your dental plan? Jerk.

Put Your Stupid Mouthguard Back in Your Stupid Mouth, Patrick Kane

June 7, 2010 in Rants

Seriously. You are in the Stanley Cup Finals. It’s kind of a big deal. You already look ridiculous with your Winger mullet, and your oh-so-adorable peach fuzz beard, which took you three rounds to grow, because I don’t care what your birth certificate says, you’re fucking 12. You’re in the NHL. You’re playing with the big boys now. Keep the guard in the mouth. Because know that it not only looks sloppy and gross, but other players will clue in to the fact that you skate with it hanging out. You don’t think they’ll want to catch you in that act? How’s your dental plan? Jerk.

Put Your Stupid Mouthguard Back in Your Stupid Mouth, Patrick Kane

June 7, 2010 in Rants

Seriously. You are in the Stanley Cup Finals. It’s kind of a big deal. You already look ridiculous with your Winger mullet, and your oh-so-adorable peach fuzz beard, which took you three rounds to grow, because I don’t care what your birth certificate says, you’re fucking 12. You’re in the NHL. You’re playing with the big boys now. Keep the guard in the mouth. Because know that it not only looks sloppy and gross, but other players will clue in to the fact that you skate with it hanging out. You don’t think they’ll want to catch you in that act? How’s your dental plan? Jerk.