Go North, Young Republicans, Go North
June 29, 2010 in Other Cultures
Fox News is coming to Canada…our federal government is moist with anticipation. Fox News North they’re gonna call it. Great. Now millions more little American children will grow up with the certainty that Canada is nothing but North. North…of everything. Even little Alaskan American children will come to believe that Canada is north of them; Sarah Palin is already convinced that’s true.
Ran into Wordsmoker the other day, and damned if this isn’t the best educational site I ever did see. Already I feel smarter. I learned about phoney denim diapers, names for Sarah Palin’s breasties (we call them tits in Canada), that Helen Thomas is an international idiot, and some helpful hints on yoga that I will now incorporate into Lady’s Eskimo-cises aerobics routines.