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Ten New Year’s Resolutions From Facebook Nation

January 3, 2011 in Facebook

You can learn many important things about the human condition by reading Facebook status updates. OK, not really … but it’s fun to do anyway! And thanks to a search site called Open Book, you can read Facebook users’ status updates from around the world on any topic you choose.

This past weekend, I typed in the search term “resolution” to see what New Year’s resolutions were being made by the world’s Facebook users at the dawn of 2011. (By the way, if you don’t want your Facebook status updates exposed to the whole world, you might want to make a New Year’s resolution to change your privacy settings.)

Some  of the more interesting results I came up with are contained within. Let’s take a look, shall we?

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Ten New Year’s Resolutions From Facebook Nation

January 3, 2011 in Facebook

You can learn many important things about the human condition by reading Facebook status updates. OK, not really … but it’s fun to do anyway! And thanks to a search site called Open Book, you can read Facebook users’ status updates from around the world on any topic you choose.

This past weekend, I typed in the search term “resolution” to see what New Year’s resolutions were being made by the world’s Facebook users at the dawn of 2011. (By the way, if you don’t want your Facebook status updates exposed to the whole world, you might want to make a New Year’s resolution to change your privacy settings.)

Some  of the more interesting results I came up with are contained within. Let’s take a look, shall we?

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Ten New Year’s Resolutions From Facebook Nation

January 3, 2011 in Facebook

You can learn many important things about the human condition by reading Facebook status updates. OK, not really … but it’s fun to do anyway! And thanks to a search site called Open Book, you can read Facebook users’ status updates from around the world on any topic you choose.

This past weekend, I typed in the search term “resolution” to see what New Year’s resolutions were being made by the world’s Facebook users at the dawn of 2011. (By the way, if you don’t want your Facebook status updates exposed to the whole world, you might want to make a New Year’s resolution to change your privacy settings.)

Some  of the more interesting results I came up with are contained within. Let’s take a look, shall we?

Read the rest of this entry →

Ten New Year’s Resolutions From Facebook Nation

January 3, 2011 in Facebook

You can learn many important things about the human condition by reading Facebook status updates. OK, not really … but it’s fun to do anyway! And thanks to a search site called Open Book, you can read Facebook users’ status updates from around the world on any topic you choose.

This past weekend, I typed in the search term “resolution” to see what New Year’s resolutions were being made by the world’s Facebook users at the dawn of 2011. (By the way, if you don’t want your Facebook status updates exposed to the whole world, you might want to make a New Year’s resolution to change your privacy settings.)

Some  of the more interesting results I came up with are contained within. Let’s take a look, shall we?

Read the rest of this entry →

Ten New Year’s Resolutions From Facebook Nation

January 3, 2011 in Facebook

You can learn many important things about the human condition by reading Facebook status updates. OK, not really … but it’s fun to do anyway! And thanks to a search site called Open Book, you can read Facebook users’ status updates from around the world on any topic you choose.

This past weekend, I typed in the search term “resolution” to see what New Year’s resolutions were being made by the world’s Facebook users at the dawn of 2011. (By the way, if you don’t want your Facebook status updates exposed to the whole world, you might want to make a New Year’s resolution to change your privacy settings.)

Some  of the more interesting results I came up with are contained within. Let’s take a look, shall we?

Read the rest of this entry →

Ten New Year’s Resolutions From Facebook Nation

January 3, 2011 in Facebook

You can learn many important things about the human condition by reading Facebook status updates. OK, not really … but it’s fun to do anyway! And thanks to a search site called Open Book, you can read Facebook users’ status updates from around the world on any topic you choose.

This past weekend, I typed in the search term “resolution” to see what New Year’s resolutions were being made by the world’s Facebook users at the dawn of 2011. (By the way, if you don’t want your Facebook status updates exposed to the whole world, you might want to make a New Year’s resolution to change your privacy settings.)

Some  of the more interesting results I came up with are contained within. Let’s take a look, shall we?

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Top 10 Torrid Descriptions of TSA ‘Enhanced Pat-Down’ Searches

November 23, 2010 in Lust, Terrorists

10. “She said ‘spread your legs.’ And then she took her palms and started at my neck and ran all the way down my body, full palms, constant contact …”

9. “Her gloved hands touched my breasts … went between them. Then she went into the top of my slacks, inserted her hands between my underwear and my skin …”

8. “… right on the skin, all the way around the back, all the way around my front, 360 degrees …”

7. “She not only ran her gloved hands along the inside of my waistband, but along the inside of my underwear, reaching far enough down that she brushed my pubic hair. As she ran her hand along my backside, she brushed the tops of my buttocks …”

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Top 10 Torrid Descriptions of TSA ‘Enhanced Pat-Down’ Searches

November 23, 2010 in Lust, Terrorists

10. “She said ‘spread your legs.’ And then she took her palms and started at my neck and ran all the way down my body, full palms, constant contact …”

9. “Her gloved hands touched my breasts … went between them. Then she went into the top of my slacks, inserted her hands between my underwear and my skin …”

8. “… right on the skin, all the way around the back, all the way around my front, 360 degrees …”

7. “She not only ran her gloved hands along the inside of my waistband, but along the inside of my underwear, reaching far enough down that she brushed my pubic hair. As she ran her hand along my backside, she brushed the tops of my buttocks …”

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Top 10 Torrid Descriptions of TSA ‘Enhanced Pat-Down’ Searches

November 23, 2010 in Lust, Terrorists

10. “She said ‘spread your legs.’ And then she took her palms and started at my neck and ran all the way down my body, full palms, constant contact …”

9. “Her gloved hands touched my breasts … went between them. Then she went into the top of my slacks, inserted her hands between my underwear and my skin …”

8. “… right on the skin, all the way around the back, all the way around my front, 360 degrees …”

7. “She not only ran her gloved hands along the inside of my waistband, but along the inside of my underwear, reaching far enough down that she brushed my pubic hair. As she ran her hand along my backside, she brushed the tops of my buttocks …”

Read the rest of this entry →