The Third Annual Wordsmoker Valentine’s Day Love Contest
January 29, 2013 in Valentine's Day Love Contest
It’s that time of year again folks. You know, the one where we get inundated with orders to express our love for our significant other on one certain day, usually in the form of food/jewelry/chocolates, and if we don’t we are to be forever branded as commitment-phobes? Yes, Valentine’s Day, that’s the holiday! Yay, the time has come to once again squeeeeeeeeze our way into our Spanx and go out with all the other boobs attempting to show their unique love at The Melting Pot. Luckily for you, we here at Wordsmoker HQ sympathize, so to help dull the aggravation, I am happy to bring you The Third Annual Wordsmoker Valentine’s Day Love Contest. (Wow that sure is a mouthful.) From now until February 13th at midnight (and probably a little bit after) you can submit your Love, Sex, or Valentine’s Day themed poems, rants, stories, opinion pieces, et cetera for consideration. Here are the rules: Read the rest of this entry →
All I can say is “HAH, EVILDOERS, HAH!”
Hello, my darlings, and Happy Tuesday! I am interrupting your stream of cat videos and hentai porn to to bring you wonderful breaking news: I’M COMING TO NEW YORK CITY AT THE END OF THIS MONTH! This is not a drill! This is the real deal, folks, so don your crash helmets and have a donor liver on standby, because I expect debauchery and at least one of you to get arrested before this whole thing is said and done. Bonus points if you get arrested for your particular brand of debauchery while dressed as a Republican presidential candidate.
Greetings, Smokers and Smokerettes! This is just a quick reminder that we are still doing the Micro-Fiction Roundup, and maybe you should mosey on over and, you know, give it a try. I mean, I know that you're a wordy-wordkins, and you know you're a Wordzilla, but don't you want everyone else to know? Of course you do. Wait, you don't? Look at you, being all humble and shit. But that doesn't make my little contest work, so can't you just do it or me? Pretty please? Look, just do it or I'll break your getaway sticks, how about that? Thought so. 
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There were several points throughout this movie that I thought to myself, "Oh my god, I forgot that's Meryl Streep!" Looks like another Best Actress for your mantle, darling. 
