August 21, 2012 in Book Fuck Club
Just a quick announcement:
We will meet tonight at 9:00 PM EST to discuss Aaron Rayburn’s “The Shadow God,” sort of an R-rated coming-of-age story about three friends as they learn to cope with adulthood, destroy Satan, and most importantly, not be fags.
UPDATE: Due to an unforeseen crisis involving a friend, I’ll have to postpone this. Yet. Again. We will discuss it on Thursday at 8:00 PM EST.
August 20, 2012 in Important Things Of Our Time
The female body truly is a mysterious and magical thing.
From their complicated genitalia which require Rubiks-cube-like maneuvering and a surgeon’s dexterity to bring to orgasm, to their mysterious monthly cycles that plunge them in and out of vicious hysterias, men often have a hard time understanding just what makes women tick.
But both men and women alike were surprised to learn today that the female body has another remarkable quirk; namely, its ability to self-terminate a pregnancy (or prevent fertilization altogether) in the instance of rape. Read the rest of this entry →
July 30, 2012 in Book Fuck Club
Since we’re still waiting on a comments system, and since I haven’t finished this book yet, we will discuss The Shadow God on Monday, August 6th. I’m serious this time.
July 22, 2012 in Book Fuck Club
I’m going to give us all another week to finish this book. I didn’t realize it was 400 pages, nor did I realize it would be 400 pages of three indistinguishable characters walking around a darkened Target parking lot and saying “What’s going on?”
Also, the biggest clue I have so far about what’s going on is that the author is a virgin. Seriously. Keep that in mind while you continue reading and you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about.
So we’ll meet on July 30th at 7:00 PM EST.
July 16, 2012 in Audiosmoker
A high school friend of mine went on to get a film degree from Academy of Art San Francisco and graduated over $100,000 in debt.
He worked graveyards stocking at a grocery store to try and lessen the damage it was doing to his and his parents’ respective pocketbooks, but as you can imagine, one can’t live in San Francisco and chip away at an ever-growing mountain of debt on a grocery stocker’s salary.
So during his junior and senior years, he worked a second job editing pornographic films to pay the bills. Read the rest of this entry →
July 12, 2012 in Book Fuck Club
This is just a friendly reminder that Book Fuck Club is meeting on Monday, July 23rd at 7:00 PM EST to discuss Aaron Rayburn’s satanic epic The Shadow God. Be there or be square.
June 25, 2012 in Book Fuck Club
Parents should be advised to not let their children read this book–it could be hazardous to their future. See, it’s hard to read a regular book after reading “The Shadow God” because the book is so terrible that any other book will seem good by comparison. Say your son or daughter reads “Shadow God” and then reads “Mein Kampf”–MEIN KAMPF will seem like a good book! I’ve already contacted the Parents Literary Resource Center (PLRC) and the Family Fitness Society to let them know that this book is the literary equivalent of a gateway drug to moral confusion. If still aren’t convinced, consider this: what if Pauley Shore dictated a book to Nancy Grace and it was proofread by Saddam Hussein. That’s this book. Seriously.
This is a review of a horror novel called The Shadow God from Amazon.com user Len Snark. It’s reviews like this that bring books like The Shadow God to the Book Fuck Club’s attention. And since Book Fuck Club is all about honoring the worst books ever written, we have chosen it as our next selection.
Get your copy for only $3.79 and tune in on Monday, July 23rd to discuss this novel with us.
June 22, 2012 in Book Fuck Club
Alright, it’s time to get serious. Moon People was fun, and we had an okay turnout, but it’s time to pick our next book. Something that even elite literati like MilitantRubberDucky can stoop to reading. There have been a few suggestions so far, so let’s look at what we have and vote. You can also bring up something new if you like. Just tell me two books you would consider reading for Book Fuck Club. Here’s a list of what has been suggested so far and some other suggestions. Read the rest of this entry →