Book Fight Club: Threats
August 14, 2012 in Wordsmoker Book Club
Hello! Hello! It is time for Book Fight Club. Tonight we are discussing Threats by Amelia Gray. Are you ready to rumble?
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Book Fight Club
July 18, 2012 in Wordsmoker Book Club
It’s been a long time since we met up. So long in fact that you might have forgotten about us. Maybe even Read the rest of this entry →
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Honeymoon Sex Advice
June 21, 2012 in sex
If you find yourself going on your honeymoon after five years of marriage without your children and your partner has a penis, this is what you should do:
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There but for the
April 3, 2012 in Wordsmoker Book Club
It is soon time to discuss There but for the by Ali Smith.
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The Dad and the Dog
March 30, 2012 in Dad Jokes
So this one time, there was this Dad telling what’s known as a “Dad Joke” and he dropped his pencil and said, Read the rest of this entry →
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Book Fight Club is Back
March 6, 2012 in Wordsmoker Book Club
Hello! Hello! Book Fight Club returns for the month of April and we will be reading… Read the rest of this entry →
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Barbie Brings Home a Stranger
February 13, 2012 in Valentine's Day Love Contest
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American Horror Story: Never Not Give The Antichrist a Cookie
January 6, 2012 in television
SMOLDERING CHILDREN
1994
Ladies and gentlemen: The Ham. What crazy family concoction is this? The guy who burned his family up and Constance and Addie and Tate all at the dining table together? There’s a dead brother too? No! Tate’s snorting broken pills and is doing his gonna-kill-all-you-
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American Horror Story: Spooky Little Girl
December 8, 2011 in television
Pretty Los Angeles in 1947. A wide street and tall palm trees. Sunshine. The Murder House is now a dentist office. We have a lovely lady with long raven hair coming to visit the dentist. Femme Fatale? We learn quickly that the Dentist is not married. This lovely lady found out about this guy because her friend said that he did a good job FILLING her CAVITY. He makes special arrangements for girls with no money. I think it’s called Doggy Style these days. This girl does not care about her teeth at all, she just wants to get him hot for her. Maybe she’s here to have him remove her front teeth or something? That is how you really break into HOLLYWOOD, my dears. TAKE NOTE: she has a White Dahlia in her Black Hair. She gets the nitrous oxide and everything disappears.
