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There is a new service that will care for your pet on Judgment Day.  At least 20 million Americans believe that the Rapture will occur within their lifetime.  When the Righteous are whisked to heaven, their cats and dogs will remain behind.  That’s where Bart Centre and a service named Eternal Earth-Bound Pets steps in.  For $110, Mr. Centre will ensure that a pre-screened atheist animal lover will take care of your pet.  The service is offered in 22 states, and has recently added llamas to the list of eligible pets.

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There is a new service that will care for your pet on Judgment Day.  At least 20 million Americans believe that the Rapture will occur within their lifetime.  When the Righteous are whisked to heaven, their cats and dogs will remain behind.  That’s where Bart Centre and a service named Eternal Earth-Bound Pets steps in.  For $110, Mr. Centre will ensure that a pre-screened atheist animal lover will take care of your pet.  The service is offered in 22 states, and has recently added llamas to the list of eligible pets.

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There is a new service that will care for your pet on Judgment Day.  At least 20 million Americans believe that the Rapture will occur within their lifetime.  When the Righteous are whisked to heaven, their cats and dogs will remain behind.  That’s where Bart Centre and a service named Eternal Earth-Bound Pets steps in.  For $110, Mr. Centre will ensure that a pre-screened atheist animal lover will take care of your pet.  The service is offered in 22 states, and has recently added llamas to the list of eligible pets.

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There is a new service that will care for your pet on Judgment Day.  At least 20 million Americans believe that the Rapture will occur within their lifetime.  When the Righteous are whisked to heaven, their cats and dogs will remain behind.  That’s where Bart Centre and a service named Eternal Earth-Bound Pets steps in.  For $110, Mr. Centre will ensure that a pre-screened atheist animal lover will take care of your pet.  The service is offered in 22 states, and has recently added llamas to the list of eligible pets.

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There is a new service that will care for your pet on Judgment Day.  At least 20 million Americans believe that the Rapture will occur within their lifetime.  When the Righteous are whisked to heaven, their cats and dogs will remain behind.  That’s where Bart Centre and a service named Eternal Earth-Bound Pets steps in.  For $110, Mr. Centre will ensure that a pre-screened atheist animal lover will take care of your pet.  The service is offered in 22 states, and has recently added llamas to the list of eligible pets.

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