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I bought a BBQ the other day for $10. It’s one of those old ones that you have to make the fire in and then cook your food, just like the prehistoric people. My sister said it was a piece of shit and refused to have anything to do with it.

The dude at the shop was like, “You don’t want firelighter, you need METHS!” So I bought some METHS!  METHS! is what you need to get a fire going, apparently.

I poured about a teaspoon of METHS! on it. Nothing. I waited a while and poured a little more METHS! on the fire. Nothing happened. I was thinking, “Jeez, I’m such a girl” so I poured a shitload more METHS! on it, the fire went for another five minutes and fucking died. Read the rest of this entry →

I bought a BBQ the other day for $10. It’s one of those old ones that you have to make the fire in and then cook your food, just like the prehistoric people. My sister said it was a piece of shit and refused to have anything to do with it.

The dude at the shop was like, “You don’t want firelighter, you need METHS!” So I bought some METHS!  METHS! is what you need to get a fire going, apparently.

I poured about a teaspoon of METHS! on it. Nothing. I waited a while and poured a little more METHS! on the fire. Nothing happened. I was thinking, “Jeez, I’m such a girl” so I poured a shitload more METHS! on it, the fire went for another five minutes and fucking died. Read the rest of this entry →

I bought a BBQ the other day for $10. It’s one of those old ones that you have to make the fire in and then cook your food, just like the prehistoric people. My sister said it was a piece of shit and refused to have anything to do with it.

The dude at the shop was like, “You don’t want firelighter, you need METHS!” So I bought some METHS!  METHS! is what you need to get a fire going, apparently.

I poured about a teaspoon of METHS! on it. Nothing. I waited a while and poured a little more METHS! on the fire. Nothing happened. I was thinking, “Jeez, I’m such a girl” so I poured a shitload more METHS! on it, the fire went for another five minutes and fucking died. Read the rest of this entry →

I bought a BBQ the other day for $10. It’s one of those old ones that you have to make the fire in and then cook your food, just like the prehistoric people. My sister said it was a piece of shit and refused to have anything to do with it.

The dude at the shop was like, “You don’t want firelighter, you need METHS!” So I bought some METHS!  METHS! is what you need to get a fire going, apparently.

I poured about a teaspoon of METHS! on it. Nothing. I waited a while and poured a little more METHS! on the fire. Nothing happened. I was thinking, “Jeez, I’m such a girl” so I poured a shitload more METHS! on it, the fire went for another five minutes and fucking died. Read the rest of this entry →

I bought a BBQ the other day for $10. It’s one of those old ones that you have to make the fire in and then cook your food, just like the prehistoric people. My sister said it was a piece of shit and refused to have anything to do with it.

The dude at the shop was like, “You don’t want firelighter, you need METHS!” So I bought some METHS!  METHS! is what you need to get a fire going, apparently.

I poured about a teaspoon of METHS! on it. Nothing. I waited a while and poured a little more METHS! on the fire. Nothing happened. I was thinking, “Jeez, I’m such a girl” so I poured a shitload more METHS! on it, the fire went for another five minutes and fucking died. Read the rest of this entry →