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Open Thread Hosted By Mr Chuck Norris

August 1, 2009 in Wordsmoker Open Thread

Danger is like oxygen to me.Hello, law-abiding citizens everywhere. I hope you are safe in your beds and off-road vehicles while reading this. Yet, even as I type the word “safe” using my registered-as-firearms fingers on my solid iron keyboard, I must remind you that none of you are safe.

I speak as much from experience as I do my mouth.

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Open Thread Hosted By Mr Chuck Norris

August 1, 2009 in Wordsmoker Open Thread

Danger is like oxygen to me.Hello, law-abiding citizens everywhere. I hope you are safe in your beds and off-road vehicles while reading this. Yet, even as I type the word “safe” using my registered-as-firearms fingers on my solid iron keyboard, I must remind you that none of you are safe.

I speak as much from experience as I do my mouth.

Read the rest of this entry →