Refudiate This, Sarah!
July 20, 2010 in Asshole
Sarah Palin has delighted us for years with her captivating, in-depth analysis of world affairs, cleverly cribbed on her forearms. And today she is comparing herself to William Shakespeare. According to our Sarah, Shakespeare invented all sorts of words, just like her. No doubt she will be go down as one of the world’s greatest wordsmiths, someday supplanting Shakespeare and lengthening our lexicon with a flurry of wacky new words.
My old cat, Rat, turned 18 a while back, and recently we discovered he has lost his sight. Old age, the vet says, a gradual thing we didn’t notice until it was gone. The realization was very sad and a little scary. We talked to friends who had cats, and I was surprised some suggested that since Rat’s quality of life was gone, we should think about putting him down.
There’s an old guy on our street – I’ll call him Ray, because that’s his name.