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Happy Depends Day, My American Friends!

July 4, 2009 in Andrei Freedom Blog

Yes, it is a truths – today the Saturday you know has come after yesterday’s Friday is your Depends Day, when your George Washingtons split the atom of a cherry tree and gave the birth of the Manhattan Transfer project which began the space race to Mercury, the coldest of our fourteen planets next to Saturn Five. For this you are commended to drink and eat the food too much and I for one salutes you with an open fist!

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Happy Depends Day, My American Friends!

July 4, 2009 in Andrei Freedom Blog

Yes, it is a truths – today the Saturday you know has come after yesterday’s Friday is your Depends Day, when your George Washingtons split the atom of a cherry tree and gave the birth of the Manhattan Transfer project which began the space race to Mercury, the coldest of our fourteen planets next to Saturn Five. For this you are commended to drink and eat the food too much and I for one salutes you with an open fist!

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Happy Depends Day, My American Friends!

July 4, 2009 in Andrei Freedom Blog

Yes, it is a truths – today the Saturday you know has come after yesterday’s Friday is your Depends Day, when your George Washingtons split the atom of a cherry tree and gave the birth of the Manhattan Transfer project which began the space race to Mercury, the coldest of our fourteen planets next to Saturn Five. For this you are commended to drink and eat the food too much and I for one salutes you with an open fist!

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Happy Depends Day, My American Friends!

July 4, 2009 in Andrei Freedom Blog

Yes, it is a truths – today the Saturday you know has come after yesterday’s Friday is your Depends Day, when your George Washingtons split the atom of a cherry tree and gave the birth of the Manhattan Transfer project which began the space race to Mercury, the coldest of our fourteen planets next to Saturn Five. For this you are commended to drink and eat the food too much and I for one salutes you with an open fist!

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Happy Depends Day, My American Friends!

July 4, 2009 in Andrei Freedom Blog

Yes, it is a truths – today the Saturday you know has come after yesterday’s Friday is your Depends Day, when your George Washingtons split the atom of a cherry tree and gave the birth of the Manhattan Transfer project which began the space race to Mercury, the coldest of our fourteen planets next to Saturn Five. For this you are commended to drink and eat the food too much and I for one salutes you with an open fist!

Read the rest of this entry →

Happy Depends Day, My American Friends!

July 4, 2009 in Andrei Freedom Blog

Yes, it is a truths – today the Saturday you know has come after yesterday’s Friday is your Depends Day, when your George Washingtons split the atom of a cherry tree and gave the birth of the Manhattan Transfer project which began the space race to Mercury, the coldest of our fourteen planets next to Saturn Five. For this you are commended to drink and eat the food too much and I for one salutes you with an open fist!

Read the rest of this entry →

Happy Depends Day, My American Friends!

July 4, 2009 in Andrei Freedom Blog

Yes, it is a truths – today the Saturday you know has come after yesterday’s Friday is your Depends Day, when your George Washingtons split the atom of a cherry tree and gave the birth of the Manhattan Transfer project which began the space race to Mercury, the coldest of our fourteen planets next to Saturn Five. For this you are commended to drink and eat the food too much and I for one salutes you with an open fist!

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Hope Is President Barracks, I Say!

January 28, 2009 in Andrei Freedom Blog

Thank you yes hello again, it is I, Andrei, with greetings for you with my beatings heart. It has been quites the while since I typed my message last to you, and in that times I have seen on the televisions here that all of Americans have democratically elected a colored man of much intelligence Barracks. All of my fellow villagers were surrounded around television in cattle pen where it is the driest so television doesn’t pop loudly and scare meats. Read the rest of this entry →

Hope Is President Barracks, I Say!

January 28, 2009 in Andrei Freedom Blog

Thank you yes hello again, it is I, Andrei, with greetings for you with my beatings heart. It has been quites the while since I typed my message last to you, and in that times I have seen on the televisions here that all of Americans have democratically elected a colored man of much intelligence Barracks. All of my fellow villagers were surrounded around television in cattle pen where it is the driest so television doesn’t pop loudly and scare meats. Read the rest of this entry →