What Are You Eating?
September 27, 2012 in Worksmoker
How are people eating all this food? Everyone is eating stuff all day; breakfast, snacks, coffee, lunch, a snack here and snack there, dinner, drinks, dessert, ice cream. I just don’t get it, is this real or is this another lie being fed to us by the media? People run to restaurant openings in Manhattan and they run to burger joint openings in Clinton Hill or Park Slope or whichever north east street corner in Brooklyn is hip at this moment and they run to get ice cream scoops dropped into boiling oil and then they eat it off a stick. There’s beer, and vodka, and gin, and rum, all drinks men drink all the time, and the women too, like really every day or every other day. And every season has new drinks and new concoctions you all have to try. And all this food and drink is being consumed by people who can be in relatively good shape. The news stories for them, in the stories the people in attendance look happy and healthy. There’s lobster and seafood to eat on Sunday’s at the bay, and also finger foods at the book discussion group, Turn on the Television, its all food, Kraft this, $1 meal that, and then the show comes on and one sexy gorgeous person is eating…..food, of course, with another sexy gorgeous person. It’s all everyone does, eat and drink and that’s it.