Come Friendly Bombs (A Review Of Battleship)
August 3, 2012 in Cinema
Come, bombs and blow to shit
Films inspired by Hasbro, green-lit
I’d like to punch that fucking git
who made 90 minutes taste like meth.
Fuck up a fuck-up they call Hollywood
What they shit out, it’s just so rude
Not even that? It’s not even good!
Raise it to the ground.
Liam Neeson? Rihanna too?
Fucking useless. Terrible. Boo!
I preferred it when you were run by Jew(s)
Hollywood, die, without a sound.
Peter Berg, you should be shot.
Chased by many, finally caught.
Hunted around the Universal lot
Punched in the nads.
What to do, with product like this?
Supremely bad. Taking the piss.
Just go now, you won’t be missed
No-one will haz the sads.
(with apologies to the great John Betjeman)