Faux 5 Second Movie Review: Step Up Revolution
August 2, 2012 in 5 Second Movie Review
Just like Magic Mike with an occasional girl and pants!
I have to be honest. I wouldn’t watch this piece of dreck if I had a starring role in it. I also haven’t seen Magic Mike. The preview for Step Up Revolution just looked so uncommonly shitty that I didn’t believe that it should go without comment. Here it is:
If this ever actually comes to Miami, I’m going to emigrate to North Korea or some other country where they summarily execute protestors.