Your Official Sunday Evening Paisley Weather Report – 8th July, 2012

July 8, 2012 in Paisley Weather Report

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/weegees_bored/ Weegee\’s Bored

    This is mean. My pansies just died.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/monkeyrash/ monkeyrash

    I don’t understand what the little limp man symbols have to do with the weather.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/weegees_bored/ Weegee\’s Bored

      They’re spillover from the Katie Holmes story.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

    Rub it in, why don’t you? We’re flirting with the triple digits all week here, and I’m pretty sure if it gets any more humid we’re going to drown.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

      I don’t want to gross anyone out, but that is exactly the type of weather that I was experiencing when I contracted testicular jungle rot. Diaper up, buddy.

      • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/dieterthemasseur/ DieterTheMasseur

        The last sentence of your comment could easily have been copied and pasted directly from one of the recent romantic text messages that have been sent to me.

        • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

          These text messages seem like powerful weapons. Don’t delete them. Wordsmoker may need a doomsday device some day.

      • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/weegees_bored/ Weegee\’s Bored

        Too much rubbing in will do that.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/voxpopuli/ VoxPopuli

    Thank you for putting that in Fahrenheit and not fancy socialist Celsius. I have math issues.