Okay, Seriously, What’s Next For Book Fuck Club?
June 22, 2012 in Book Fuck Club
Alright, it’s time to get serious. Moon People was fun, and we had an okay turnout, but it’s time to pick our next book. Something that even elite literati like MilitantRubberDucky can stoop to reading. There have been a few suggestions so far, so let’s look at what we have and vote. You can also bring up something new if you like. Just tell me two books you would consider reading for Book Fuck Club. Here’s a list of what has been suggested so far and some other suggestions.
A collection of erotic fiction detailing sexual encounters with the greatest American actor, writer and visual artist of all time.
Printed by hipsters in Portland, Oregon.
Digital download costs $3.00.
Has order form for various sex toys modeled from James Franco’s body, including a remote-controlled spanking arm.
Something about male nannies who work on the Upper East Side.
Remember when Holly Peterson wrote this book? Remember how she got paid a half a million dollars to write it?
Remember how it contains the sentence “Are you sure you want to do the manny?”
Digital download costs $6.99 on Amazon.com
Dollhouse is an addictively entertaining novel about an exciting, high-profile, complicated family with a huge heart and a lot of love. Written by superstars Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian, Dollhouse is a delicious glimpse that goes behind the glitter of fame into the hearts of three sisters fiercely devoted to one another and the family they love. Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe combined their truly scandalous imaginations with the secrets they know about life in the fast lane to give you a book like nothing you’ve ever read before!
Digital download costs $11.99 on Amazon.com
Framed by her strong belief in the importance of family, faith, and patriotism, the book ranges widely over American history, culture, and current affairs, and reflects on the key values-both national and spiritual-that have been such a profound part of Governor Palin’s life and continue to inform her vision of America’s future. Written in her own refreshingly candid voice, it includes selections from classic and contemporary readings that have moved her-from the nation’s founding documents to great speeches, sermons, letters, literature and poetry, biography, and even some of her favorite songs and movies. It also contains several full-color photos of Sarah masturbating herself to the point of squirting orgasm. Oh yeah! You betcha! Oh yeah! Yeah, Todd! Oh! Oh crap! Oh crap! OH CRAP! OOOH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Digital download costs $12.99 on Amazon.com
Another self-published abortion in the vein of Moon People. This one has something to do with Satan. Here’s a few choice excerpts from an Amazon reviewer:
“Spiers’s eyes popped extraneously from their sockets, as his face turned from a deep red to a sickly purple.”
“The lamp’s glow was very weak compared to the blue glow emancipating from the basement.”
“It infiltrated his lungs, filling them with a kind of innovativeness he had never felt before.”
Digital download costs $3.79 on Amazon.com.
Really long book about ladies having sex with animals, among other things. SPOILER ALERT: In the end, Jesus dies, but it was all just a misunderstanding. He’s cool with it. Seriously, don’t sweat it. He’ll be fine.