The Wordsmoker Dictionary – “Cobweblog”

June 21, 2012 in Wordsmoker Dictionary

I meant to write about this about three months ago, when fellow Wordsmoker and champion snorkler Little Trumpet said it on Facebook and I noted it down WITH A PEN AND PAPER on my desk and then stuck it to my wall like a big, flat yellow spider without legs and square. Anyway – a

COBWEBLOG

is a blog that hasn’t been updated in a long time, and if you look closely at it you can see the digital equivalents of spider webs SEE HOW IT WORKS? Digital spider webs and dust are things like sparkly black backgrounds from the days of Geocities, or a Yahoo! email address (never mind an actual AOL one) or little clues like Comic Sans font-usage or a picture of a dead pet who wasn’t dead four years ago when the picture was taken and uploaded at a rate lower than 56k. It’s a dead blog, floating in cyberspace, its denizens forgotten until a random Google search with a misspelled character takes you there and you feel lucky then sad at the pace of modern life.

 

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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/misslinda/ misslinda

    AXXXIDENT: Sending a salacious email/text/photo/etc. to the wrong person.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

      That’s pretty good. Write it up to about 200 words.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    SPACE MURDERER: One who occupies an area without regard to anyone else’s’ need to access it. *

    “Hey, Jeff, you want a refill.”

    “I’ll go myself as soon as that space murderer quits texting in front of the soda fountain.”

    * Not a Latrigue original.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lawyergay/ lawyergay

    GRIBBISH: A mostly liquid admixture of meat trimmings and waste from the preparation and consumption of cooked meats, incl. bacon fat, chicken fat, gristle, etc., that is kept in a slowly simmering pot on the stove by one’s Dad because he likes to pour a little bit over the dogs’ kibble as a treat and is finally deemed too malodorous by one’s Mom and is placed into the garbage only to make the garage where the garbage is kept smell like a charnel house.

    “Hey, Dad, do you remember that gribbish pot?”

    Laughing. “Yes! Mom really hated that!”

    “We all hated that.”

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

      I wonder if this can be used to substitute for the chocolate referred to in Honeymoon Sex Advice.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lawyergay/ lawyergay

      This is absolutely True Dew. If you happen to run into my brother, my mother, or my father in any situation, simply utter the word “GRIBBISH,” and you will be given the keys…to our emotionally warped and highly neurotic world.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    WICKER!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    MASTURBATION THINK TANK: A group of trusted friends who act as advisers when you have run out of ideas to which to pleasure yourself.

    “Check this out: Swedish lesbian excrement porn.”

    “This isn’t doing it for me. I need to rally my masturbation think tank to come up with some ideas that pique my interest.”