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My E-Mail To “Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?”

June 20, 2012 in Dating

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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

    I mean, helicopter rides, c’mon.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Dear Anonymous:

    I once went on a helicopter ride with Greyson Stone (who now flies for the earth-destroyers of Big Oil). He didn’t ask me to do S&M stuff, which I thought was awesome. I was in my cop uniform, so I’ll bet it was pretty tempting for him. Anyway, I didn’t really know what it would be like, so I probably would have said yes. Now that I’ve flown in the helicopter I’m not so sure. I don’t know if this helps. Oh, and it was on Halloween so naturally we were all nervously.

    CL

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fishnetsandcigarettes/ Fishnets & Cigarettes

    Yes. next question.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/willies/ willies

    I know how to fly a helicopter. Now you do, too. Big deal, huh.

    Question is, does he have his own helicopter?

    If he starts off by picking you up and laying you across his shoulders, gouge his eyeballs when he starts to spin.

    He’s into that.

    Happy dating!

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

      Who knew flying a helicopter was so easy? Christian Grey is such an asshat.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    Yes, there will be no helicopter rides for Emo.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Why aren’t people impressed with guys who know hot to fly a dirigible anymore?

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

      Submarine.

      • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

        You had me at the word “submarine.”