Spend An Evening With Unfun, Miss Linda, and Julia Allison

June 14, 2012 in Fameballs

UPDATE: Due to a scheduling conflict mostly consisting of Julia Allison not even warranting a decent timeslot (seriously? Monday at 10 p.m.?), tonight’s liveblog will now become tomorrow’s recap. Thank you for your continued attention to all Julia Allison-related matters. Carry on.

Vapid human muppet and Professor of the Learning Annex Julia Allison has been working very, very hard. At what, I’m not quite sure. But what I do know is, in July, 2008, she was super duper excited about her reality television show. What’s that you say? It’s 2012? Oh, ha, yeah, well, reality television shows are really complicated.

But behold! On Monday, June 18th at 10 p.m., Julia Allison’s opus Miss Advised will premiere on the Bravo channel, and Unfun and I will be there to mock the living daylights out of it. We are teaming up to give Julia Allison the recognition she so richly deserves by hosting something between a liveblog and a commenting free-for-all. Honestly, I’m not quite sure how this works. We will be in the same room together, so typing to each other seems weird and antisocial. *Gasp!* We may be the embodiment of nonsociety! Naturally, the evening will be assisted by copious amounts of alcohol.

Please join us at Wordsmoker Monday night at 10 p.m. with your scathing commentary. Afterwards, I will forward our collective oeuvre to Ms. Allison via the Twitters because I think deep down, she really kind of misses us.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    YAY for making fun of people!

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/misslinda/ misslinda

      I like to think of it as a lifestyle choice.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

    This is perfect! We’ll start Book Fuck Club at 8:00 on Monday. I’ll be your opening act.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

      I just wish I could get Bravo in Mexico. My manstrogen levels have plummeted since I left DVD Region 1.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Could you please have a backup show for when this gets canned? I need a snarky new Walking Dead recap.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/misslinda/ misslinda

      Yeah I don’t expect this show to last very long. Sadly, Season 3 of The Walking Dead doesn’t start until late fall/winter. Breaking Bad begins next month, but I’m going to be eating baguettes and cheese while wearing a jaunty beret during the first two episodes. Otherwise, there really aren’t any shows on right now worth recapping.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    FAMEBALLS.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/unfun/ Unfun

    I proposed a drinking game. Every reference to “finding a husband” that emerges from her gaping maw and we drink. Every reference to SATC, drink.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/misslinda/ misslinda

      Every reference to her non-existent dating column, we drink.

      • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/unfun/ Unfun

        This show is gonna SUCK SO MANY BALLS.

        http://www.metro.us/newyork/entertainment/article/1145521–what-it-s-like-to-be-miss-advised

        “Dont have sex too early on! Don’t text a guy!” Shut up you harpy. This is why you freaks are still single. Ugh.

        • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/misslinda/ misslinda

          I may have to remove all sharp objects from the room, so that we don’t gouge our eyes out.

          “Don’t gouge your eyes out on a first date. Always wait for the man to make the first move for the steak knife.”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/unfun/ Unfun

    “I don’t get it! I follow ‘The Rules’ religiously! I don’t have sex for at least 11.5 dates! HOW AM I STILL SINGLE OVER THE AGE OF 30?!?! WHERE IS MY MAN?!” Snore.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

    Wait, what happened?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

    See the bold print at the top of the article. They are discussing this tomorrow.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/misslinda/ misslinda

    Sorry, I’m watching it now and should have a recap up tomorrow. There’s no need to watch a full hour of this drivel in order to participate in the commenting, but you might want to familiarize yourself with Ms. Allison’s charming personality and skyrocket to fameballness. Here’s a handy reference guide:

    http://gawker.com/5500979/25-historic-julia-allison-moments