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What’s Next for Book Fuck Club?

June 9, 2012 in Book Fuck Club

As planned, we will be discussing Moon People on Wednesday, even though I’m pretty sure Chillbear is the only one who is reading it.  So, tune in Wednesday to see me and Chillbear talk about Powleens, stemmage, and chalkboard-sized high definition computer screens, which we’ll finally have the technology for in 2048

In the meantime, why not leave a comment about what you’d like to read in the future?  UncivillyObedient already suggested the Bible, but I was checking it out the other day and it seems really long and boring to me.  Kind of hot though, but you have to wade through a lot of “so and so begat so and so” and such before you get to the juicy bits.

So, what do you want to read?  One of Snooki’s novels?  The autobiography of Joe the Plumber?  The Manny?  Anything is fair game, as long as it’s terrible.  We could also read Snooki in Wonderland, which doesn’t really meet our usual criteria, but it is only a dollar.

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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

    Hey, the Bible can be as entertaining as Game of Thrones, sometimes. Plus, while the dragons in GoT are obviously fake, the burning bush, and the splitting of the Red Sea obviously really happened.

    Also, in Amazon’s “Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed….” section for this book appears this item: “Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz“, as well as this item: “3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form.”

    I think we can all agree, you picked the right book.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

      Yeah, it’s one of those Amazon cult classics, like “Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!“, which I would have chosen, except that it costs $132.69.

      • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

        Hahaha I love how the first comment talks about how when you buy this book you’re getting “the word of god”, as if to explain why it cost so damn much. It’s like, “um, excuse me, the Bible is supposedly THE word of god, and that shit is NOT $132.69.”

        • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

          I was skeptical about the “word of God” thing, until I realized the entire book was written in all caps. Now I’m not so sure…

          • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

            god and Nazis always seem to be yelling.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

    Anyone have any suggestions on what they might like to read? If you make me pick again, it’s going to be something written by a Kardashian. So, seriously, give me feedback, people.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Moon People may be one of the worst books that I’ve ever read. However, I find the plot much more compelling than Fifty Shades of the Same Two People Having Sex.

    I am concerned that I may not be able to make the Fuck Club. I am out of town (sort of) on Wednesday. My participation may be spotty.

    If you haven’t picked up Moon People there is still plenty of time. Once you get passed (typical Moon People homonym error) the horrible writing, it goes quickly. However, getting past the horrible writing is a monumental task.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

      That’s cool. I think Natasha will be joining us, so drop in when and if you can.

      Have you finished it yet? The climax is… well, it is.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/misslinda/ misslinda

    A collection of erotic fiction detailing sexual encounters with the greatest American actor, writer and visual artist of all time? And it’s only 80 pages? And costs a mere $3.00 to download?

    Folks, I think we have our next book:

    http://www.socialmalpractice.com/fucking-james-franco

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

      As much as I hate giving Oregon hipster publishers my money, that does look pretty tempting. Did you look at all the pictures? There’s a page inside about the James Franco Collection. You can buy a dildo molded from James Franco’s penis or a remote-controlled “Dominant Submissive James Franco Arm Paddle,” which is apparently a replica of James Franco’s arm. I don’t know what’s remote controlled about it, but whatever it is, it has to be fun.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Is this fucker finally on tonight? I’m ready to wax romantically about Moon People.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

    Yes, it’s on. 8:00 EST.