Book Fuck Club Meets on May 23rd

May 13, 2012 in Book Fuck Club

Howdy, Wordsmokers!

How’s the reading coming along? Pretty hot, huh? As I write this, my inner goddess has her panties wrapped around her hand and is swirling them languidly around her dark, unexplored places while my subconscious watches. I’m powering through Fifty Shades of Grey, and I’m now all-consumed in it, thanks to the audio book I downloaded. Both hands freed, I’m now able to do anything while I “read” the book, and I mean anything.

Last night I was feeling particularly creative, so I made this (NSFW) audio montage of some of the juicier bits from the book. I suggest giving it a play during bath time tonight after the Mother’s Day celebrations are over.

And mark your calendars, because we’re meeting here on Wednesday, May 23rd at 8:00 PM EST to discuss this book. You might want to stock up on lubricant and poppers before then, because it’s going to be hot.

Tags: don't you have a gag reflex?

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http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

I don’t have plans to read this book, but I’ll be here as a spectator.

Also, LL, I think I found my new cellphone call ringer.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

Oh, you didn’t say anything about this being a video chat Fight Club.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

“Steel encased in velvet” is my favorite part of the audio.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

Wait! I mean “Christian Grey flavored popsicle.” That part was better.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen

is this going to be a 3 part meeting or will we be discussing all 3 books cause I finished them on Friday & spent this weekend with a red marker & a glass of fine wine editing all three of them. If book one is all that will be under discussion I can leave my comments about books 2 & 3 on the floor tied in a slip knot.
- http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin
  
  We’ll just be discussing the first book. I don’t think I have the fortitude to read all three.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/misslinda/ misslinda

I’m so confused…I thought we were already Book Fuck Clubbing.
- http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue
  
  Oh, Linda, you have know idea what a Book Fuck Clubbing looks like. You just show up on the 23rd and make sure you read at least the first quality volume. Then you’re all horned up from the sophisticated sex scenes, then—maybe just then—you’ll be ready for Book Fuck Club.*
  
  * Latterday Lenin, please check the above statement for accuracy.
  - http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/misslinda/ misslinda
    
    There is no way in hell I’m reading more than a snippet of this dreck. I have standards–one might even call me an erotica connoisseur–and this garbage doesn’t elicit even the slightest tingling feeling in my fleshy fault line. But I will join the Book Fuck Club because I derive great pleasure in watching you pretend like you’re not at all interested in these “books” when we all know that you’ve got your very own Team Grey handcuffs and Anastasia’s Been A Very Bad Girl paddle.
    - http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin
      
      But Linda, there’s still one weekend left before the club meeting! Don’t you want to find out if Anastasia does anal? Or how many times Ana makes Christian reassure her that he isn’t gay? This is a cultural touchstone, and we’re going to be part of history here. Don’t you want a little piece of the action?
      - http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen
        
        She doesn’t do anal til near the end of book 2, possibly into book 3 (since there was no defined end to each book it’s hard to distinguish one from the other)
      - http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/misslinda/ misslinda
        
        I can’t, my eyeballs keep rejecting the words. Thankfully, Azirel Fallen has already answered the very pressing anal question.
      - http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky
        
        It takes 2-3 books before she gets to anal? Seriously?

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