240,000 tonnes of food; The Political Culture of Starving Yourself

April 17, 2012 in Politics, Rants

“Anorexia nervosa is an eating disorder characterized by excessive food restriction and fear, irrational fear of gaining weight, and a distorted body self-perception” –Wiki

Self Esteem Self Esteem Self Esteem! I Say. And North Korea!

Self Esteem is an evaluation of worth, but being a Worthless Emo I would also write a book on the topic. I will not be writing a book on the topic.

On the international scale in the Realist Tradition, the only real thing you can judge as a snapshot appearance that matters is threat of force within an anarchic system. It makes sense, but once you get to know the world you’ll see that sometimes they are nice people too. It isn’t the first irrational appearance of threat you notice with Canada’s new Fighter Jets that makes you love Canada as PimpMyCoutch writes on hockey this week. Everybody loves Canada, probably not for the air superiority. Probably because people look past the realism.

Now North Korea, in a Realist sense, has placed all of their focus on international appearances. Its only the appearance of force that matters.

OH!! AND THEY’RE ALL STARVING 

STILL!!!

All that matters is the Realist appearance of international actors seeing their threat of force first, it seems. Only that. Nothing gets in and nothing gets out. The Sŏn’gun policy puts food and other living resources to the military FIRST before uhh women… children… the sick… the elderly… the citizens.

“North Korea, you need to eat!!”

NK “….no…”

UN: “We have food… we can give you foooood. You need to eat the food.”

NK “….food? wtf is that? I don’t need food”

USA: “Yes, there is food. Plenty of food to go around.”

NK: “You look fat in that dress. I’m a model…”

NK: *flicks hair

The UN and USA together: “We can give you food aid, there are just some conditions you would need to meet. Condition number 1. Don’t shoot anyone. Don’t shoot any missiles or rockets at anybody. We have 240 thousand tonnes of food here for you, alight?

NK: “…….”

NK: *Launches 3-stage rocket towards Japan****


…*rocket fails and falls into the ocean*

NK: “Fuck, I’d Fuck Myself Silly”

The UN, USA, and the World: “……..”

 

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    I literally couldn’t help myself.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    So, we could demoralize North Korea by looking at it and shouting, “MUFFIN TOP!” I’m meeting with Hillary later today to pass this on.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    Hillary is awesome.

    I don’t know. I feel more anger than empathy at the moment. I feel like their regime is an insult to humanity.

    I know intuitively that the culture is ingrained, and won’t break down. It could take centuries.

    I have my eye on Muffin Top.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Happy Birthday, Emo. By my clock there is still four minutes left.