March 24, 2012 in Wordsmoker Poetry
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“The Officer’s Monologue” is one male police officer’s continuous narrative about fashion, interior design, decor, dining, and all things esthetic. All remarks are approximate quotes of actual statements made to the author—usually over sandwiches and cookies. Any resemblance between the principal character to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Read the rest of this entry →
March 21, 2012 in Audiosmoker
March 14, 2012 in GLORIOUS SERVER
I’ll be in the background clearing out the asbestos from the GLORIOUS WORDSMOKER SERVER on Thursday so the entire site might go dark or blank for a period as there’s a lot of asbestos. In the server. Stop moaning. It’ll be back hopefully as normal but feeling a lot less-deadly on Friday, which is a day you should mark in your calendar as “Friday“. “Friday” will be wildly exciting as I might not be finished by then because everything sucks. And it’s Mother’s Day in Scotland this weekend, so disavow yourself of the idea of me actually paying attention to any of your complaints until Monday and even then I’ll be laughing at you, peasant, that’s how important Mother’s Day is this year. Deal with, it bitch.
March 12, 2012 in Gawker
Hey – do you read Gawker? Do you comment there? You sound like an asshole, then. Because you’ve been terrifying one of new-medja’s titans – Alan Denton, erstwhile owner of said blog-clusterfuck. Yes – he’s a-scared of what you might write on his sites. He scurries down a hole like a badger with TB whenever you comment. WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO ALAN? HE ONLY WANTS MONEY AND POWER!!! God, just give it a rest you scoundrels. Why are you being so horrid to Alan? It’s not as if he has the ultimate power on the Gawker network, is it? No – no-one there has the power to switch off the comments, do they? Of course not. Anyway – poor Alan actually stops people writing things on his sites because he’s afraid of what the all-powerful commenters might write below them, using words and utilizing a system that baffles me so much that I’m amazed anyone still fucking bothers. Also – I never noticed this fear when he ran post after post about Julia-whatshername for years. Maybe Alan is just getting old in his declining years. Whatever. Just stop being mean to Alan with your unfunny, unenlightening, dull commentary and do something else with your life, you scum.