Wordsmoker Will Be Weird On Thursday, March 15th, 2012

March 14, 2012 in GLORIOUS SERVER

I’ll be in the background clearing out the asbestos from the GLORIOUS WORDSMOKER SERVER on Thursday so the entire site might go dark or blank for a period as there’s a lot of asbestos. In the server. Stop moaning. It’ll be back hopefully as normal but feeling a lot less-deadly on Friday, which is a day you should mark in your calendar as “Friday“. “Friday” will be wildly exciting as I might not be finished by then because everything sucks. And it’s Mother’s Day in Scotland this weekend, so disavow yourself of the idea of me actually paying attention to any of your complaints until Monday and even then I’ll be laughing at you, peasant, that’s how important Mother’s Day is this year. Deal with, it bitch.


Thanks!

 

 

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    It’s true – I am full of asbestos.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

      Lead and mold are also dangerous when consumed or inhaled in large quantities.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    I wouldn’t say “riddled”, exactly. But there certainly is “a lot”.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    “More than a handful”? That’s probably accurate.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Finally an Ides of March warning that occurs before the Ides of March.

    I’m constantly getting blindsided by the right-on-the-day caution notices.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

      I’m full of asbestos. See below for an honest and accurate amount.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    Bang on with “more than a handful”, to be honest.

    It’s certainly that.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    It’s in my fans and shit, yeah?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    Small piles of it lying,
    pushed up against my RAM,
    like the world’s tiniest
    snow drift.

    The asbestos.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

      I love you.

      • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

        Let’s see how long it takes me to break everything.

        • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

          I’m getting clumsy. Whatever you are, though, I love you.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    Tangled in my inner workings, like the hair of a young Miley Cyrus.

    Asbestos.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    I long to be free!

    Of asbestos!

    No longer known in the server farm as “Chalky” or “Dusty Springserver” or “The Snowman” or “The Server With More Than A Handful of Asbestos Within It”.

    Words are like weapons, they wound us sometimes.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    This Friday – I finally become clean.

    Clean I say.

    Clean, I become.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    No longer “Cloudy McHumankiller”.

    I become GLORIOUS SERVER again.

    Maybe Monday. Depends.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    I shall rise again like a phoenix on ecstasy riding a unicorn on steroids.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    It will be GLORIOUS.

    AND YOU SHALL KNOW GLORY BY LOGGING IN.

    Maybe leave it until Monday to be sure.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    I’ve never read such eloquent comments before, on any website.

    Surely these messages

    - messages from a server, automated by love –

    mark a high point in social media dynamics coupled to an inter-connected multiverse continually adapting to the passage of time in order to stay alive and still led by the dreamscapes of evolution?

    Also – asbestos is fucking dangerous.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    My girlfriend, Alison Brie

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/wordsmoker-2/ The Wordsmoker Server

    The worst thing about child pornographers?

    Not being able to try them as adults.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/renesance/ Rene Sance

      Hey now!

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

      It took me a while to get the joke, but as with in most things, I come in a little behind.

    • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

      It took me a while to get the joke, but as with most things, I come in a little behind.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    I’m about to fuck some shit up.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    :? Is it done?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    Gasp. There are emoticons.