V.D. Love Contest Reminder
February 13, 2012 in Valentine's Day Love Contest
For fuck’s sake, people, this contest is about love—an emotion that some of you allegedly possessed at one point in your lives. The final hours of the competition are winding down. I have four prizes and three entries, one of which is ineligible. I am
literally figuratively pulling my hair out here. I will be accepting entries until the end of Valentine’s Day (midnight Tuesday). If I don’t have a quorum by that time, I will do something desperate, AND NONE OF YOU WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT IT. Let’s just say that I’ve noticed the average liberal’s aversion to animals having their knuckles smashed with ball peen hammers. (Conservatives are usually okey with this). Seriously though, I’ll probably just write or do something grotesque.
So write a goddamn poem, craft a short story, make a video, Blingee™ a heart and post it directly in WordPress or email it to CLatrigue@live.com. To view the contest click any linked word in this post, or click here.