Wordsmoker

It was reported last week August in California that a woman has taken it upon herself to drug her husband, tie him up, cut his penis off, throw it into the garbage disposal and turn it on. Oh, she waited until he woke up to perform the surgery. I can't even write this without grabbing my genital area and trying to imagine the pain. MEN: you must now wear cups to bed. Sports Authority™ sells all shapes and sizes for your comfort. If you want extra protection, the CB-600, male chastity belt, has been designed for times like this. I see the penis cutting trend beginning to grow after the stage setting Bobbitt case many years ago. From setting crotches on fire, to smashing testicles with hammers (although some men enjoy this) I believe this epidemic is plaguing the male gender. It has become quite popular in the female world replacing manicures and candle parties. So please, gear up guys and watch out for ten-inch knives.