The Shifting Symbolism Of Thanksgiving In Modern American Culture (NSFW)

November 23, 2011 in NSFW

Yes, in this post I shall discuss what Thanksgiving means to those who celebrate it in modern America. No, not really. It's really just Thanksgiving-themed pornography, if I'm being honest. Yep – every dirty and lewd Thanksgiving-related filth I could find out there on the internet is embedded below. I only called it "The Shifting Symbolism Of Thanksgiving in Modern American Culture" because someone might be walking behind you as you surf the web on your lapbook or netpad out of sheer boredom on Thanksgiving, and well they won't suspect a dryly-titled big-fonted post here, will they? Oh no they won't! HAHA!

Here's a nice lady waiting to be stuffed! Serves two!

Here is a lady who has defrosted fully thanks to her lesbian chef.

Here is a lady with nice legs about to blow the head off of a defenseless, but tasty, bird.

Here are two men giving thanks that they each have big, purple-headed cocks.

Here is a lady dressing up as a Native American giving thanks for her dog-basket beside the fire.

Here is an average American couple giving thanks that they have a cordless phone.

Here is a man about to give thanks for being able to rim some sweet Native American ass.

Here is a turkey with perky little breasts.

Here is an animated turkey having sex with a lady on a table.

We should all give thanks for faux-lesbian Native Americans.

 

I heartily endorse the following message.

Here is a poorly-photoshopped lady enticing you into the land of phone-sex on Thanksgiving.

Here's a shapely pilgrim wearing stockings and high-heels embedded with smallpox.

Here are some ladies (although the top one may be a transsexual, I dunno) giving thanks by wearing pantyhose.

 

As you can see, Thanksgiving pornography is pretty thin on the ground. I've done my best to collect the tastiest morsels, and I'm quite proud I didn't post that image of the guy fucking the turkey. If you can find any more of it, why don't you add it to the comments and make this page the number one resource for Thanksgiving pornography across the world!

Anyway – Happy Thanksgiving! NOW FUCK SOMEONE. HARD.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    I fell for it again.

    I thought good-intellectual debate on America-Land. Nope. Nope. Nope.

    My eyes.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    This reminds me about the time I pretended to be a Lesbian.

    My boobs are coming!!!

    Boobs are coming

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    I will take Thanksgiving porn over some sanctimonious asshole trying to remind me that Thanksgiving isn’t about turkey or football, but about acknowledging what we’re all thankful for when we all know that it is in fact about turkey. Because if Mardi Gras is more akin to what I’m thankful for: seeing breasts for the price of worthless beads.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    I think we should just forgo the food and show our thanks by fucking madly.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    I hope everyone can show each other sexual respect, so that their booty calls are more and more like coffee dates, wine, donuts, and shopping for good books.

    Loves

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    There, I said it.

    I am still obsessed with Kesha btw.