Happy Birthday, Helman Giraffe!
November 15, 2011 in Love
Are you lucky enough to be friends with Helman Giraffe? I am. If you're not, you should really try it out. Without word of a lie, she's about the best thing in the world, and today is her birthday. It's hard to put into words how awesome she is. It's equally hard to put into words how much she means to me. She's about the kindest soul out there, with a potty mouth and a heart the size of a planet coupled with a brain fizzing with the smarts. My life is better just knowing her, and my love for her knows no bounds. She really is the coolest giraffe in the zoo. And because she's got a thing for Morrissey, I made her a little video thing to celebrate her special day.