Happy Birthday, Helman Giraffe!

November 15, 2011 in Love

Are you lucky enough to be friends with Helman Giraffe? I am. If you're not, you should really try it out. Without word of a lie, she's about the best thing in the world, and today is her birthday. It's hard to put into words how awesome she is. It's equally hard to put into words how much she means to me. She's about the kindest soul out there, with a potty mouth and a heart the size of a planet coupled with a brain fizzing with the smarts. My life is better just knowing her, and my love for her knows no bounds. She really is the coolest giraffe in the zoo. And because she's got a thing for Morrissey, I made her a little video thing to celebrate her special day.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/helmangiraffe/ helmangiraffe

    My sweet friend. It’s nice to hear your voice. We all want to hear it more.

    (Also, the way you say “all over your face” is making me reconsider how I’ve thought of this phrase. THANKS.)

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/katekate/ katekate is squared

    TODAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF HELMAN’S MANY BIRTHDAYS.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/katekate/ katekate is squared

    ER, BY “MANY” I MEAN THAT YOU HAVE MANY MORE TO COME, NOT THAT YOU HAVE ACTUALLY HAD THAT MANY.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Custom video birthday messages? I do not like where this is going.

    @Helman, I second what Virus said. “All over, all over. . . “

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/senorwences/ Senor Wences

    “A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It’s yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They’ve been here for hundreds of years…”

    “Thousands,” murmurs Shaggy.

    “Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?” asks Violent J. “A fucking elephant is a miracle. If people can’t see a fucking miracle in a fucking elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a fucking miracle. So is a giraffe.”

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    Happy Birthday! I do hope it’s amazing.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/strawberry-shortcake/ Strawberry Shortcake

    Giraffes are the super models of the horse world and Helman is their Heidi Klum!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/blix/ Blix

    Happy belated birthday Helman.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    From :50 to 1:10 is relevant.

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmB5I9VmEPc