Moron Who Wasn’t Running For President Isn’t Running For President

October 5, 2011 in Breaking News

Like sticking an electric toothbrush up your nostril, this may come as a shock to you – Sarah Palin will not be running for President of the United States. I know, I know, I know – there’s some people out there who can’t believe this news, especially the morons who gave her money, but fuck them – they’re morons and we live in a Darwinian world (unlike those particular morons). What now for Sarah Palin, you ask? Well – I’ll answer – a short burst of interest in the news for a day or so, then soon enough – divorce, scandal, drug allegations, family-feuding on a Borgiasesque level across all forms of media, soft-core center-spread in Playboy, a tell-all memoir then probably a violent, angry death at the hands (paws) of an actual female grizzly bear.

It’s the Circle of Modern American Life. The End.

Tags: roger ailes faps over sarah palin, what about all that PAC money?

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http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

Excellent job on getting this up so quickly, Virus. This is bound to be the hugest story of the evening news cycle and we’re right out in front on in. God himself couldn’t steal the thunder of this Palin announcement.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/renesance/ Rene Sance

Chillbear Latrigue wrote:

Excellent job on getting this up so quickly, Virus. This is bound to be the hugest story of the evening news cycle and we’re right out in front on in. God himself couldn’t steal the thunder of this Palin announcement.

Nice job(s) on the irony. +1
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

@ Rene Sance: Thanks, but look at Virus’s FB. I was just stealing his idea.
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Chillbear Latrigue wrote:

God himself couldn’t steal the thunder of this Palin announcement.

God was just as sick of Palin as the rest of us. It’s just a shame it had to be Jobs.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/jamaica007/ jamaica007

Ahh shucks and I was looking forward to the next Nailin Palin sequel in 3D. All that is missing from her scandal repertoire is her sex tape leak then she will actually be ready to run for the office. She would have then lived the American dream.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/thedutchess/ theDutchess

As Wordsmoker’s only admitted Alaskan (just guessing) I am very disappointed. A presidential run for Her Awfulness would keep her away from here, my home.

FWIW, moose have a habit of stomping the shit out of things that annoy them and they don’t stop when you play dead. They are way meaner than bears which really only smack people defensively. Getting moose-mashed seems much more appropriate.
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@ theDutchess:
Do they do it with their moose knuckles? ba-dum-kish!
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/dieterthemasseur/ DieterTheMasseur

At least this time she’s gotten somewhat more efficient by skipping the actual job entirely and going straight to the quitting.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/renesance/ Rene Sance

DieterTheMasseur wrote:

At least this time she’s gotten somewhat more efficient by skipping the actual job entirely and going straight to the quitting.

Smokie nom!
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All kidding and politics aside, a Palin pictorial in Playboy would set sales records! She’s hot and wears glasses, plus she knows how to handle a firearm. That is Republican gold. Add in a little soft-core (and soft focus) lesbian action with Michele Bachmann and the Democrats would not have a prayer in 2012.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/renesance/ Rene Sance

@ perverseus:
I’d consider switching my vote for that. Briefly, mind you.
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

@ perverseus:
@ Rene Sance: More of a Christine O’Donnell fan. That “Last Word” dude is one lucky man.
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