Let’s Talk About American Horror Story
October 28, 2011 in television
I just started watching American Horror Story and I love it. It’s on the FX network, but I don’t have TV, so I did my first iTunes purchase of a show-in-progress which makes me feel very smooth indeed.
Vivien Harmon (Connie Britton)—wife, mother, and the devil’s ho (Rosemary’s Baby!)– recently had a miscarriage. She has a teenage daughter named Violet who is played by Taissa Farmiga and is the sister of Vera Farmiga who I am madly crazy in love with, so I was happy to find out that Vera has six sisters! It’s like the Virgin Suicides but not. There is, of course, also a man of the house, Ben, he’s a psychiatrist. Vivien walked in on him fucking one of his students, Hayden, so they moved from their modern home of bad memories which was in Boston all the way out to Los Angeles and into an old house built in 1922. Going backwards in time behaviorally and architecturally always leads to trouble. Like, use the goddamn washing machine! You’re just asking Satan to fuck your shit up if you hang your sheets when there’s a perfectly good machine inside.
Although the following story is based on true events, the author categorically denies actually violating any of the general orders of the Flamingo Coral Beach Hills Gardens Police Department. Furthermore, anyone who is interested in enforcing the oppressive and nonsensical rules of police work should not read beyond this point. 
