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Sort of Live From Zone A

August 27, 2011 in Twats

9th avenue is closed!

ZONE A

WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN?

Mr. Hagen finds that THE PARK IS CLOSED!

People are terrified.

Hurricane Preparation, #1

Hurricane Preparation #2 (my personal favorite)

Turning over the garbage cans was a great idea!

As is painter's tape OUTSIDE the window.

Bottom line?

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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/dieterthemasseur/ DieterTheMasseur

    Nina, we must have been practically neighbors — how long have you lived in Chelsoise?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    Is the dining car open though?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    @ DieterTheMasseur: Since the frigging 90′s when no one wanted to live here. I’m an arbiter.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    I can verify that before gentrification I wouldn’t go any further than Barney’s.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    Tell you one thing: there is going to be no place to get a street gyro and that IS criminal.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/lipsticklibrarian/ LipstickLibrarian

    “WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN?” moved me to log in and comment.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    By the way, the trash cans are ALWAYS upside down in New York City. Because of the hooligans.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/dieterthemasseur/ DieterTheMasseur

    @ Nina Hagen:
    I was in Chelsea Gardens on 23rd St. for ten years, and on 18th btwn 7 & 8 for another three before that. I’m assuming the fact that there’s a Mr. Hagen means I don’t have to worry if we had sex at some point in the late 90s…

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    The tape on the windows made me laugh. It doesn’t matter if it is inside or outside, it is a useless waste of time. The only people that still tape their Windows here are the snowbirds who came down too early. They are also the people who live in an evacuation zone; refuse to evacuate; and can’t understand why the police won’t come help them even though the winds have reached 50 knots steady.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    Stupid phone thinks that windows is only valid as an operating system. Funny since it’s an Android.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    @ Belltolls: It’s horrible – the Daily News truck was parked in a bike lane. Total anarchy.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/belltolls/ Belltolls

    This is the worst hurricane ever. And that’s not a compliment.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    @Why: Don’t tell them about the tape! It’s a right of passage. Everyone has to try it once before they’re in the hurricane club.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    Oh, the tape. My dad put brown packing tape on our windows during Hurricane Andrew, then cursed up a blue streak for two days when he couldn’t get all the adhesive off the window. Good times. Also, even though I know it doesn’t work, I’m tempted to put it on my windows since my landlord told me in no uncertain terms she had no plans to help me secure my place in the event of a storm. “I don’t even have a ladder that goes to the second floor to secure anything on your windows, sorry.” Oh, did I mention she lives in NYC and is probably shitting bricks about how to hurricane proof her place? Karma, bitch.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/berightback/ berightback

    “Goo is what tape is all about. Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper.“

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/uncivily-obedient-2-2/ uncivilly obedient

    @ Belltolls:

    Its been a total flop.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    @ DieterTheMasseur: I bet you’re that guy who asked him out for dinner in front of the Big Cup when I sent him out for milk.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/dieterthemasseur/ DieterTheMasseur

    More likely I was the one standing in front of RAWHIDE at 11am, drunk!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/ninahagen/ Nina Hagen

    @ DieterTheMasseur: So you were that guy bitching how Rawhide was late to open at 8AM when I was zipping out to the A&P?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Okey, North-easterners, I know you don’t know much about the tape thing, but it’s time to switch it out. Every seventy-two hours, I believe.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/fictionsinmotion/ Vaquero

    Have the children been found yet? Are they okay?