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A shocking report from the US Census Bureau has highlighted the pernicious spread of gay across America in 2011. Previously gay was thought to be concentrated in dazzling pink splotches in California and New York, but according to people who map gay, it seems that gay is practically everywhere across all 43 50 states. Cities previously known as having a concentrated amount of gay are no longer so gay as gay-counters thought, as gay begins to spread like a hot, sexy bitch into towns and seaside resorts without a discernible trace of antique shopping centers or relatively quiet and ordered bars. Gay analysts (ganalysts) who track the movement of gay put the results down to gay people having access to traditional forms of transportation, reliable electrical supplies and clean, running water.