Professional Quitter Quits Another Thing
June 22, 2011 in Crazy Wingnut News
Fans of people who pretend to go on buses across America to learn things they should have learned in high school were dismayed today as they heard that professional quitter (quittress?) Sarah Palin has yet again quit another thing, the latest in a long line of things that she’s quit in recent memory. In addition, fans of hearing tortured semi-coherent statements squealed out of a moron’s head using the same frequencies as a pig being castrated were heartbroken to learn that Palin was going back to Alaska to have an “extended hiatus”, probably to work out what to quit next.
Palin’s “One Nation” bus tour – now to be entitled “Half A Nation, At Most”, was cut short due to lack of interest from the mainstream media, which wasn’t helped by her being somewhat coy about squealing anything new to reporters, or giving any interviews to anyone but weird-faced Scientologists from Fox News while they floated by Real America leaving a haze of toxic fumes while they were cocooned in the air-conditioned dead space of mobile idiocy.
It should be noted that Sarah Palin has been reticent about running for President in 2012, mainly because she isn’t running for President in 2012, but likes having lots of interchangeable talking-heads on cable news talking about her maybe running for President in 2012, because that keeps the Palin brand in the news for some reason, that reason being money, the end.
Let us hear nothing more about her, forever.