Crazy Man – Known For Saying Crazy Things – Says Crazy Thing
June 10, 2011 in Crazy
The world of entertainment reacted with mock outrage today as a crazy man with a known history of drug abuse, erratic behavior and saying “crazy things” while “acting crazy” said another crazy thing in front of an audience who had paid money to watch the crazy man do and say crazy things. According to sources, the crazy man – who has become rich and famous for acting crazy and saying crazy things – stepped over the line from being “entertainingly crazy” to plain old “crazy-crazy” because something the crazy man said didn’t fit into non-crazy peoples’ world view of what crazy was.
Said one audience member:
I paid for my ticket because I love watching the crazy man saying and doing crazy things on the television. Imagine my shock when the crazy man said something crazy, something just so crazy it didn’t fit into my comfortably secure view of what a patently crazy man can say or do in front of me or others for cash. I was so appalled at the crazy man’s crazy talk that I left the show early, and walked home while ignoring all the slightly less entertaining crazy men lying on the sidewalk begging for loose change. You might say that I have double-standards about my crazy people, but I refuse to feel guilty just because I prefer my crazy a bit more “minstrely”.
At the time of writing it is unsure if the crazy man will continue to say and do crazy things on the television for an enormous amount of money.
Tracy Morgan is 42.