How to Make Curtains: Part 2
In the previous installment of How to Make Curtains, we learned about some of the hidden roles and advantages of shower curtains that often go unnoticed. We learned that when most of the people are having trouble selecting the proper color for their cars and home appliances, believe it or not, they usually go for purple color. We also learned about what impoverished Harley Davidson fans do when they can’t satisfy their cravings.
This week, we’ll be discussing Oriental Shower Curtains, Funny Shower Curtains, and String Curtains.
Are you seeking peace and tranquility in your life? When most of the people tire of the hectic pace of metropolitan cities, they look to the Orient for the answer to their questions. For many people, their first step is purchasing Oriental shower curtains.
Have you grown tired of bathing? Does the idea of taking another shower make you go “Oh my motherfucking God if I have to take another boring motherfucking shower I’m going to slice my motherfucking wrists until I bleed all over this motherfucking bathroom?” Then funny shower curtains are probably the answer for you.
Do you enjoy the finer things in life, like elegant apartments with luxurious wall-to-wall carpet and a hot and exciting shower after a sweaty day at the office? Do you feel like you are in a class that is generally above that of most of the human beings? Will you settle for nothing less than 18 strings per inch? Then if you can afford it, you should probably buy some string curtains to drape from the ceiling in your living rooms.