Wordsmoker

It’s either a metaphor for something, or I’ve just discovered a really niché section of porn – Dog On Sleeping Homeless Guy Action (DOSHGA). I’m guessing that if you check Craigslist for DOSHGA, you’ll come up with a few hits, maybe a number you can call, a number connected to a phone that has a ring-tone of a dog breathing heavily. I’m taking – as always – the more prurient path to explaining this, with my pornography-addled brain looking for the obvious answers, which all relate to pornography. This time I want to search for a higher meaning to what you see, if what you are seeing is a dog humping a sleeping homeless guy because I posted it up here. IT’S A METAPHOR, PEOPLE.

• The dog is the military-industrial complex, and America is the sleeping homeless guy, and the street is Main Street, Everytown USA.
• The dog is cable news, and cable news is shooting dog-cum over the ass of those fearful of everything, because cable news made them that way.
• The dog is the Koch Brothers, the sleeping homeless guy is America, and the street is Karen Carpenter.
• The dog is the television show “Glee”, and the sleeping homeless guy is that guy in that show with the hair, the street is money.
• The dog is Captain James T. Kirk, and the sleeping homeless guy is Ricardo Montalban, and the street is Ricardo Montalban’s tits.

There’s so much more you can read into this. Why not add your spurious attempts at understanding this video of a dog humping a sleeping homeless guy, and then when finished, switch off your computer forever and go and live in the hills.