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May 5, 2011 in republicans

I think it’s time for a little humor, courtesy of the Southwest Broward Republican Organization.

On September 16th last year, I wrote an article entitled Documented Bigotry—Republican Group Promotes Anti-Muslim Protests. It was a piece—possibly viewed by dozens—that documented the planned protest of an area mosque that the Southwest Broward Republican Party deemed to be a sponsor of terrorism. My story was comprised mostly of cuts and pastes from their group emails and my responses to the sender. When I published it, I forwarded the link to the SWBRO secretary. I received this response:

Chill – Do not want you to suffer from information. Your rendition of the email sent by SWBRO is inaccurate. [It was entirely accurate. I only redacted names] Removing you from our email list. SWBRO.

And just like that I was out: ostracized by my own people for speaking out against their mosque assault. It actually didn’t matter. I know this sounds like sour grapes, but I was going to quit anyway. Although, it feels funny to say “quit” since I never really did anything to join. But I was going to disassociate myself from them in any way that I could—I just don’t throw in with xenophobes.

S0, I hadn’t heard from my chums over at the SWBRO for about six months, until I miraculously received this on Saturday:

SWBRO – Monday – May 2

Southwest Broward Republican Organization

7pm – Sign in, Social & Refreshments

7:30 – Meeting

TWO SPEAKERS:

  1. EMERY VASS – Veteran of German army during the 30’s & 40’s National Socialist (Nazi) Hitler era. Was a POW then was caught behind ‘Iron Curtain’ after WWII. He later escaped and immigrated to US. Speaks against the evils of Socialism and how it relates as to what is happening in the US now. Very interesting and with much background and knowledge to inform.
  2. COREY POITIER – Candidate for US Congress Dist. 17 seat 2012 (currently held by Fredica Wilson-D). Teaches Government and Economics and also coaches in the Miami-Dade County Public Schools. www.electcoreypoitier.com

My first thought was that the SWBRO decided to add me back to their rolls just in time to declare to the world that they are, in fact, Nazis: “HEY EVERYONE. WE’RE NAZIS! AND LOOK, CHILLBEAR IS WITH US! WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE ON OUR MAILING LIST? ANYONE ELSE WANT TO BE A NAZI LIKE CHILLBEAR?”

But then I began toying with the notion that there could actually be some person somewhere on the planet who wasn’t able to figure out that a man who served in the GERMAN ARMY during the 30′s and 40′s while HITLER was in power is by definition a Nazi.

So in the off chance that this was the case, I wrote back to the President of SWBRO.

While I realize that every German soldier may not have committed an actual atrocity during the Nazi era, I am shocked by your decision to host any individual who was a part of the machine that plunged the world into a bloody war. While Emery Vass may have some unusual insight into the evils of Socialism, I don’t think that this outweighs the fact that he served the Nazi regime.

Perhaps I’m misinformed about Mr. Vass. Please provide any links or information that you have that has convinced you that he would be a suitable speaker. I haven’t been able to find much [read this as "anything"] on the internet about Emery Vass.

Also, while I don’t feel the allegiance to the Republican party that I once did, I believe that your organization should be shielding your potential candidates from obvious blunders, such as appearing on a stage with a Nazi.

Sincerely,

Chillbear Latrigue

Within an hour or so, I received an email identical to the original, only with this line changed:

EMERY VASS –Veteran of Hungarian army during the 30’s & 40’s National Socialist (Nazi) Hitler era.

I don’t know that it makes that much of a difference to anyone else that the guy is actually Hungarian and not German, but it does to me. I have a hierarchy of Axis power scum. It goes something like:

  1. Nazi High Command
  2. German Concentration Camp Guards
  3. Italian Fascist Leaders
  4. German Soldiers
  5. Hungarian Soldiers who collaborated with Nazis

There may be a few others that I’m leaving out, but my point is that merely changing his nationality did very little to assuage my concerns, so I did a little research. The only thing that showed up in my Google search on Mister Vass that is noteworthy was on a site called The JAG Hunter, where among other things they accuse “the imposter Obama” of TREASON. (All caps being the preferred way to write “treason” by The JAG Hunter.) The JAG Hunter posted a two hour recorded interview of Vass with this description:

“Mr. Emery Vass compares his experiences growing up in Communist – Nazi Europe of the 1930′s and 1940′s to America under Obama today. Visited in February 2010 from two FBI Special Agents – one Secret Service Agent.”

Waste two hours of your life here:

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Well, at least he was vetted by an obscure right-wing blog before he was thrust onto a stage alongside a Republican congressional candidate.

In fairness to the SWBRO, they seem to be comprised of a group of nitwitted sheep who lack focus and direction as opposed to a more determined, malignant enterprise—like the Nazis. The president of the SWBRO sent me a personal email, thanking me for bringing the matter to his attention, assuring me that Emery Vass is not a Nazi (although I’m not sure how he knows this), and encouraging me to come to the event.

As curious as I was to attend, I a bit apprehensive as to what message my attendance might send. And I had to work.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    Frinkin Nazis. I hate them.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    But, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism dude, at least it’s an ethos.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    Is it Revisionist History Month already? May creeps up so quickly.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    I only listened to part of the webcast, because I couldn’t make it through the whole two hours. Vass talks about being garrisoned around Hitlers bunker when he was forced to surrender.

    Hero.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

    I stand behind my observation that this new brand of republicans are a bunch of high-strung screeching drama queens that make Adam Lambert look like Steven Seagal.

    I mean, who would have thought the men who were screaming “support our troops” and driving around with bumper stickers that said things like “Git some” and “Hoo-ah!” back in 2003 would become the perpetually put-upon shrieking divas they are today?

    To squeal “this is just like Nazi Germany” in this current political climate is about akin to locking yourself in your room and putting on your best silk kimono and crying out the anger through a Maria Callas lip-sync after one of the guests who came to your “Morning of the Stars Post-Oscar Party Brunch” complimented you on your weight loss, which meant he must have thought you were a big fat-ass before.

    It makes total sense because that time you ran into him at the Southern Decadence Bears in Boyland Foam Party and he made that little hiccup sound when you referred to yourself as “not a bear but a something of a chaser” was clearly another one of his attempts at thwarting your self esteem and practically forcing you to get in the car and drive back to the hotel and just gorge on petits fours from room service until you’re so fat and bloated that Geraldo Rivera will have to come to the hotel with a wrecking ball and a helicopter equipped with one of those special hanging obese people harnesses to take you to next year’s Bears in Boyland Foam Party.

    Only you won’t be able to show your face at Southern Decadence ever again because they’ll air the footage of your enormous fat ass being dragged out of the gaping hole in the side of the hotel and every gay in New Orleans who watched Geraldo that day will call up all their friends and ask if they saw the elephant that somehow got trapped in a room at the Canal Street Marriott.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    I was just asked for my ID (Read: “Papers”) at a federally insured bank. Obamazism!

    @ Latterday Lenin: I once stayed at that Marriott and I do have a penchant for elephants. I wonder if that could be the source of “confusion.”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/little-trumpet/ Little Trumpet

    I think you’re looking at this wrong. The point is that the speaker has a special insight into how the bad guy works because he used to be one himself. It’s like when law enforcement groups arrange for ex-mafia informants to speak about how organized crime works, or how government and corporate entities looking to beef up their internet security hire ex-hackers who happened to torture and kill entire ethnic groups under the banner of national expansion and weird bastardized mythology-tinged propaganda.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    “Nitwit sheep” made me LOL. This is fantastic and just in time for Yom Hashoah.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    There were no Hungarian Nazis, I don’t know what you’re talking ab- damn it.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen

    This is why I love being the only Democrat at family gatherings Chill

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ Azirel Fallen:
    I suspect Chillbear’s a Democrat and he just doesn’t know it yet. It has become impossible to be fiscally conservative and socially liberal in today’s Republican Party. Just look at what the House did yesterday with passing H.R. 3. It has nothing to do with money, it’s all about further restricting a woman’s access to a legal medical procedure. That’s the GOP’s focus these days. They don’t care about your money, they don’t want to create jobs in your state, they only care about protecting those unborn behbehs. So Chill, come on over to the Dems. We’re not so bad. Some of us are even moderate. Plus we’ve got fancier beer and we don’t pal around with Nazis.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    I really just wrote this to have some sort of documentation that I’m disavowing the Nazism.

    Timely link, MRD.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    @ misslinda: I actually think that I’m done with political parties. I may maintain my Republican registration because I don’t want to take myself out of both primaries.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    I’m not really sure if I’m a liberal conservative or a conservative liberal. How can I tell? I am registered as a Republican and I don’t think I’ll change it because, well, it’s fun to go fuck up their primaries.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ Chillbear Latrigue:
    Fair enough. I’m sort of with MRD on this one, it’s hard to tell what I am anymore. Both parties are being such weirdos. But, I know I’m not whatever the Republican Party is selling these days, and sometimes knowing what you’re not is just as helpful as knowing what you are.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen

    i am a conundrum of politics. I am pro-choice-life, I think we should have immigrants but so long as they follow the rules (and go thru some massively horrible experience like my ancestors where if they can’t figure out how to spell your name they just change it to something more WASP-ish that sounds similar but not too similar) but totally think we need some neo-futuristic electric fence to keep the ones who don’t want to play by the rules out. I like universal health care but I won’t lie, I also like tax cuts. I don’t think the rich pay their fair share but I would like to see the Death tax gone for good so I won’t have to pay any money when I inherit from my grandmother who informs me that I will be very well off (she still thinks the economy is in the great depression & based on what my house is now valued at I am inclined to agree). I am a contradiction in terms, I hate the war, love my sailor. Protested about the hunt for Saddam & wanted to shoot a simi-automatic weapon in the air while making throat noises on Sunday when bin laden was disposed of. I am registered as a democrat but if I don’t like the look in your eye i won’t vote for you. I even voted for Nader…once…what a mistake that was…

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ Azirel Fallen:
    I’d gladly give up tax cuts. I don’t need them, they’re stupid, the rate is too low. Whether I have to pay 35% or 39% will not change my spending habits one bit, it’s just a non-issue. And are you aware that with the estate tax in place (it’s not a death tax, it’s an estate tax), you get to inherit the first few million without paying a dime? Right now it’s set at exclusing the first five million from tax. So I don’t think complaining that you have to pay 35% of everything over the first five million is a valid argument. Yet somehow the GOP has people who are solidly in the middle or upper middle class worried about the estate tax which they will never, ever, ever pay and higher tax rates for wealthy individuals. Neat trick. Anyway, choosing between the GOP and the Dems means something’s gotta give, and figuring out what that “something” is for you is the tough part. Good luck with that, just please don’t go with Nader again.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    As long as the Republicans continue to act like a bunch of mouth-breathing troglodytes, homophobes and anti-intellectual assholes, I will continue to vote Democrat. No conundrum for me.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ BJonston:
    Same here. It’s more of an internal conundrum over how rah rah I am about Democrats in general. I hate voting for someone just because they’re less distasteful than the other guy, or just because they have a “D” after their name. On a more local level, I tend to prefer Republicans because New York Republicans are like rest-of-the-country Democrats, but lately, a bunch of nutball conservatives have come out of the woodworks while people like Anthony Weiner and Chuck Schumer have been heaping piles of awesome.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    @ BJonston: I haven’t voted Democrat in any national election, but I’ve abstained from voting or voted for an independent. For instance, I would not vote for either Rick Scott or Alex Sink in the Florida Governor’s race, and I voted for Charlie Crist (I) over Marco “Polo” Rubio (R) in the US Senate race. Your reasons for voting Democrat mesh with my reasons for not voting Republican.

    @ misslinda: We’ve had enormous tax revenues under Bush and Obama with these tax rates. The largest in the history of our country—for a decade. The problem is spending. Take that to mean anything you want: wars, entitlements, disasters. I would really like them to reduce the number of disasters that we have. Now, please quite talking like a Communist or I will be sending SEAL Team 6 your way, have them invade your compound and . . . perhaps that isn’t such a good threat.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ Chillbear Latrigue:
    No no, it’s a good threat, keep going with it please. That reminds me, we have just added Seal Team Six Roleplay Costumes to the Linsanto product catalog. “Sexy Burqa” for her, and “Commando Camouflage” for him. What size did you say you were again?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Shirt 17, 24-23, Pants 33w 32l with a skosh more room in the crotch for comfort. Sometimes 32w depending on the cut. 42-R jacket/cape.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    I guess this is where I’m supposed to tell you that I’m a 34E and whine about how hard it is to find a good burqa costume in my size, then trail off and leave you wondering about what exactly that means….

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin
  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    @ Latterday Lenin:

    Freakin whackadoodle Nazi scum.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    I was of course referring to Mr. Vass, not Mr. Lenin.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen

    @ misslinda:
    Oh is it 5 million? I thought it went back down to 2 million when it was reinstated on 1/1/11. My bad, we can keep it then.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen

    @ misslinda:
    Oh and I promise to never vote Nader again.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

    @ BJonston:
    Wordsmoker should write him a letter accusing him of being a foreign-born domestic enemy. After all, there’s a better case for that than his case against Obama.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/latterdaylenin/ Latterday Lenin

    A few questions for Emery Vass:

    When you were “fighting with the Hungarian army,” where were you fighting? Was it in Yugoslavia where Hungarians assisted in or were directly responsible for the killings of thousands of Jews, Roma, Serbs and others.

    Or were you in Hungary, where 440,000 Jews were deported (the majority of which went to Auschwitz) and many more Hungarians were prosecuted and oftentimes killed for sheltering Jews?

    Since the political situation was such that the vast majority of Hungarians were either pro-Fascist or pro-Communist, what was your stance, exactly?

    Were you a Miklos guy, or a Szalasi guy? Just wondering, because if you’re going to go around accusing people of being foreign-born domestic enemies, the people have a right to know where you’re coming from.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    @Chillbear: I think your shirt sleeve size is wrong, or you have been hanging out at Fukushima.

    @Miss Linda: Someone already paid taxes on that money. Why should someone else pay taxes again?

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ WhyamIhere?:
    That’s not necessarily true. A bulk of the wealth that very very rich people accrue (which are the only types of estates that are subject to an estate tax) has never been taxed because that doesn’t happen until you sell/transfer the asset. Capital gains on stocks and real estate are the biggies, but plenty of other investments work the same way. So if it’s all kept “in the family” and pushed around from generation to generation, the taxes never go towards paying for all of the stuff that we all love like wars and disasters and entitlements.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    @Miss Linda: Sure it will. Once they sell it. Real property has other taxes that are ongoing and bonds and equities can wait. They do if the are placed in the proper trusts anyway. Why make people play the games to avoid being taxed more than once?

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ WhyamIhere?:
    That’s simply not true. No one is paying twice. The estate pays the estate tax, not the person who inherits. So how did the dead guy pay already? He didn’t. And his son who inherits the ten million dollar fortune gets his capital gains tax calculated from the point of the sale, not the original purchase, so there’s no double payment. Also, keep in mind that spouses are exempt, so if you leave your fortune to your wife, the estate doesn’t have to pay estate tax first, it just all goes to her.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ WhyamIhere?:
    And yes, there are games to be played. Hopefully someone with a fortune big enough to be subject to estate tax has a few advisors with tricks up their sleeves. Which is why this discussion is sort of pointless. It’s not a burden on anyone. If you’ve got ten million bucks, paying 35% on five million of it (assuming you were able to squirrel away the other five in a way that does not subject it to the tax) is not going to leave your grandchildren destitute. And why make people play the games? Dunno. Maybe because it spurs on the economy. Just think of how many estate planners and lawyers and accountants etc. it employs!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    @MissLinda: “The estate pays the estate tax, not the person who inherits.”

    This is semantics. The tax reduces the amount of the estate, reducing the amount of the inheritance. It doesn’t matter who you say pays it. The end result is the same. I don’t think the government has a legitimate claim to this money. It does not matter who it benefits. It belongs to the person who died and he or she should be able to give it to whomever without the state plundering it. The fact that there is a large sum should not affect this either. It isn’t a matter of “how much do you need?” or “you won’t miss it” it does not belong to the government but the state steals it upon your death.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ WhyamIhere?:
    I don’t think we’re going to convince each other of anything, we clearly have a different view on paying taxes (obligation vs. oppression). But please don’t call it semantics, because I could just as accurately say the same about your take on the matter. The fact of the matter is, the estate pays because the estate is responsible to pay for capital gains earned during your lifetime. Then the next person takes over for their lifetime. That’s not semantics, no matter how much you don’t like the outcome, and it’s certainly not paying twice.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/pinekatz/ Pinekatz

    Every conversation devolves into why there should be no/less taxes.

    It is why Washington is broken.

    Just STFU over it. Its a foregone conclusion. More revenue and less spending. How can that not be patently obvious?

    Chill: Great post.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/pinekatz/ Pinekatz

    And any party whose sole purpose for existence now is to take down the sitting President, even it means trumpeting stupid and undoing 50 years of progress and who offers ridiculous alternatives (Palin, Paul, OMG, just why?) should go rethink itself and come back when its ready to be serious.

    Bleck. To use a phrase from the Portuguese mom that I have known for years, not so great on the English, but perfect nonetheless. Her irritation and screaming fit at one of her kids has gone down in our own personal family history as one of the best points ever made for small-issue snafus.

    “Why you so dumb?”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen

    @ misslinda:
    actually for capital gains tax the basis becomes the value of the asset on the date of death of the person you inherit from so theoretically you can still see a “gain” but it be counted as a loss because the value of the asset may have been higher at the time of the death than at the time the beneficiary sold the asset. We learned all about this in Federal taxation last term.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen

    @ misslinda:
    The “trick” is to create a revokable living trust & name yourself as primary & your heirs secondary as the benefactors of the trust. That way when you die, your heirs will automatically move to the primary benefactor position & they can do whatever with it at that point. It completely subverts the estate tax (yes I did refer to it as the death tax, because it only kicks in upon the death of a wealthy relative). also if you are, say, an only child & have only one surviving parent left who is getting close and closer to that final birthday celebration, you can always convince them to put your name on all of the accounts as a joint account holder since it will all come to you, that will also subvert alot of it cause then you only have to declare the interest earned.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/weegees_bored/ Weegee\’s Bored

    @ misslinda:

    And we have more and better sex, which is the real reason the Republicans hate us.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ Weegee\’s Bored:
    I didn’t want to be the one to say it since I’m so modest and restrained, but yeah, I assume that has a lot to do with it.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/dieterthemasseur/ DieterTheMasseur

    @ misslinda:
    Ironically, I was just looking at a small group of the local Republicans and thinking, “This explains SO much. No WONDER they hate sex!”

    Then I remembered dirty, unwashed hippies, which complicates my theory a little, but still, I’m sticking with it!

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    @Miss Linda: I’m not opposed to all taxation. I see it as a necessary evil. I am even okay with the capital gains tax even though I would prefer to just call it income. I don’t see an inheritance as income and I am bothered by the fact that there are ways around paying the tax. I think that if we are going to have a way around it we should get rid of it.

    And I am NOT a Republican, but I would not vote for a yellow dog either.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    Are we still debating the merits of taxation in here? Come on people. Taxes are the purchase price of civilization. What’s the problem?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    @ BJonston: So you don’t believe that you can overtax your citizenry or industry?

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    This again? Why’d you do it, BJonston? It was all quiet and then you had to go and yell Taaaaaaax!!! at the sleeping fiscal conservatives. Weegee’s Bored had this all settled a few posts ago–they hate us because we’re better in bed. And, having never actually slept with a Republican myself, I am going to have to take his word for it (though I would not be opposed to someone convincing me otherwise). So kumbaya everyone, let’s all agree to disagree, shall we?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    “Overtax” is a relative term, Chillmeister.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    Republicans have sex?!? Great. Now I’ve got that image seared into my memory forever. I’d always just assumed that someone fed them after midnight and that was how they reproduced. Gross.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    Because, let’s be honest, if anyone really needs to just get laid, it’s the Republicans.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    @Miss Linda: I thought I covered this but I am not a Republican.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ WhyamIhere?:
    You can call yourself whatever you want, but if you see taxes as a “necessary evil” and want to abolish the ones that only impact the wealthiest Americans, you are politically in line with Republicans on that one issue. Kumbaya, everyone.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    I’m going to call myself whatever type of person believes that money in private hands grows, while money in government hands evaporates. What is that type of person called? That’s me.

    The argument that wealthier Americans should pay more taxes than they currently do solely because it’s fair has lost its luster for me. Yes, it is fair that the wealthy pay more, just as it’s fair that the poor pay no taxes. However, when tax revenues are growing steadily, but the deficit is growing even faster, it’s pretty obvious that the tax structure isn’t the culprit—spending is. More than any other political issue, I can’t see why we aren’t all on the same side with this when it’s so mathematically provable. Everyone is obsessing about changing a rate that produces increasing revenue streams, but only half of the country is demanding spending decreases. Mind you that half shoots themselves in their feet by choosing ridiculous things to cut and hosting Nazis at their rallies, but they are correct on this point.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ Chillbear Latrigue:
    I wholeheartedly agree, so if you find a name for your new political party, please let me know so I can design a bumper sticker. But getting both sides to agree on what has to be cut is just never going to happen when one side pretends like NPR and Planned Parenthood is breaking the bank and the other side, well, I have no idea what the other side is even doing about this. If they were smart they’d wind down these wars. And how come we can’t have both–decreased spending and a tad increased revenue? Maybe then Florida could get that high speed rail it’s been yapping about.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    Also, I like how after it is stated that Republicans are bad in bed, people are disavowing their association with the Republican party. Perhaps someone should email David Plouffe and get him on message for 2012.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    I disagree that Republicans are bad in bed. I have some pretty nifty moves, and if I’ve had a half a glass of cold duck, I can be downright creative. Yes, I can.

    On the high-speed rail in Florida. It’s not that building it is a bad idea; it’s that where they want to build it is a bad idea. Florida is a long north-south state, but they want to build this from east to west between two cities that both require a car to get around. So, to use this high speed rail, you would have to drive to the station, perhaps pay for the parking, take a train that saves you about thirty minutes from the drive, and then look for a cab at the other end. When you want to go back, you have to reverse this process.

    NORTH-SOUTH. Just look at a map of the state, government people.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ Chillbear Latrigue:
    I thought Florida’s high speed rail plan included a Miami-Orlando route. And I pretty much assumed the Tampa-Orlando route was just supposed to get people to The Mouse, so no doubt there would be shuttle buses at the train station. Anyway, doesn’t matter because Governor Crazypants turned down the funds.

    As for your Republican-style sexual prowess, like I said earlier, I’m keeping an open mind but it’s going to take a bit of convincing. So you might want to bring an extra glass of cold duck.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    @ misslinda: Yeah, that was the original plan. However, the money that Rick Scott is infamous for turning down was just of a Tampa Orlando route. Miami to WPB would be brilliant. They have something there now called the Tri-Rail, but it travels at about 6 MPH and connects every dangerous neighborhood in the tri-county area. Same deal though, unless your final destination is the City of Miami, you need transportation at both ends. Something that they may not be considering is the fact that people don’t want to take a ten minute stroll to their office in 95 degree F weather in a coat and tie.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    Chillbear Latrigue wrote:

    Something that they may not be considering is the fact that people don’t want to take a ten minute stroll to their office in 95 degree F weather in a coat and tie.

    Such delicate flowers! In New York, we call that “summer.”

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen

    @ Chillbear Latrigue:
    Miami to WPB would be awesome & would probably boster Twyzted’s campaign to get us to move there (his mother’s campaign too) as right now I walk over the Tri-rail tracks on my way to the Kravits center but that is about the extent of my interaction with Tri-rail when we are down there. I’d rather take the bee line or 95 to get to places in Ft.Lauderdale & Miami than go thru crack town

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen

    @ misslinda:
    we call that January here in Florida.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ Azirel Fallen:
    I meant walk to work in the oppressive heat/humidity. Floridians tend not to walk any farther than their cars, which is why they have to zumba to keep in shape.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/bjonston/ BJonston

    I heart this thread. The bits about death taxes, Republican sexual lore, delicate swamp flowers and taking Zumba to keep in shape. So much comedy gold.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ BJonston:
    I just reread it and I heart it, too. There ought to be an award for the most entertaining tangent. Perhaps a Loosie?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    misslinda wrote:

    Chillbear Latrigue wrote:
    Something that they may not be considering is the fact that people don’t want to take a ten minute stroll to their office in 95 degree F weather in a coat and tie.
    Such delicate flowers! In New York, we call that “summer.”

    We call it spring in Kansas. It was 99ºF on Monday.

  • http://wordsmoker.com misslinda

    @ Mama Penguino:
    I’ve never been to Kansas so I’m just making a gross generalization here based upon not much more than The Wizard of Oz and a few episodes of House Hunters, but people in Kansas do not walk to work. In New York, no matter what the weather, we’re hoofing it. Which is why we are known as hearty folk who adapt well to our surroundings.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/dieterthemasseur/ DieterTheMasseur

    @ misslinda:
    we are known as hearty folk who adapt well to our surroundings

    Unless, of course, those surroundings involve things like trees, grass, elastic waistbands, insects that aren’t cockroaches, and/or snakes.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    misslinda wrote:

    Also, I like how after it is stated that Republicans are bad in bed, people are disavowing their association with the Republican party. Perhaps someone should email David Plouffe and get him on message for 2012.

    I never had an association with the Republican Party. That was Chillbear.

    I will, however, change from the Democratic to the Latrigue Party once it is created.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/members/misslinda/ Prances With Wolves

    @ WhyamIhere?:

    Hmm, the Latrigue Party. No, that won’t work, it sounds too French. Though our mascot, the surrender monkey, would look great on bumper stickers.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen

    @ Prances With Wolves:
    I do vertical Pole Aerobics to keep in shape. I up the difficulty of my workouts by adding Pleaser Double Stacker Heels

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    Prances With Wolves wrote:

    @ Mama Penguino:
    I’ve never been to Kansas so I’m just making a gross generalization here based upon not much more than The Wizard of Oz and a few episodes of House Hunters, but people in Kansas do not walk to work. In New York, no matter what the weather, we’re hoofing it. Which is why we are known as hearty folk who adapt well to our surroundings.

    I guess someone didn’t pay much attention to a certain pair of shoes walking along a particularly long, perilous yellow brick road.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/members/misslinda/ Prances With Wolves

    @ Mama Penguino:
    That’s Kansas? Huh. With all of those magical creatures flitting about, it’s no wonder you all don’t believe in evolution.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen

    @ Mama Penguino:
    Wow & here I was thinking all this time that Kansas was just this state filled with corn fields not being used because of federal subsidies to keep american food production low.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/mama-penguino-2-2-2/ Mama Penguino

    Prances With Wolves wrote:

    @ Mama Penguino:
    That’s Kansas? Huh. With all of those magical creatures flitting about, it’s no wonder you all don’t believe in evolution.

    A well-deserved hit!

    Azirel Fallen wrote:

    @ Mama Penguino:
    Wow & here I was thinking all this time that Kansas was just this state filled with corn fields not being used because of federal subsidies to keep american food production low.

    You’re thinking of Iowa. Kansas is a wheat state and is the nation’s largest supplier of wheat. We are also home to the world’s largest prairie dog, a famous site I will be enjoying in two weeks when we take a family road trip to Colorado.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/whyamihere/ WhyamIhere?

    @Prances: The Latrigues are from New Orleans. They are too far removed to call them French.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/members/misslinda/ Prances With Wolves

    @ WhyamIhere?:
    Well that explains the voodoo economics.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/azirel-fallen/ Azirel Fallen

    @ Mama Penguino:
    Ah ok. I should take a tour of more midwestern states