March 8, 2011 in Discovering Pornography
Once, when I was walking through the greenbelt in Houston on my way somewhere with a friend back when I was in middle school, there were these two guys throwing something at a bench. When the guys noticed us, they ran off through the trees, leaving all their stuff behind. They had a deck of cards — super naked porny men — and were setting the cards up on the bench and tossing the stars at them. My friend and I picked up the cards which were spread all over. Each card was a different guy. My father had this sort of deck, but it was just the same woman on the back of the card again and again and again. Where as this deck was 53 different men. The cards were well abused, many had holes in them from the ninja stars, and some were burned at the edges. My friend and I split the deck in half. We each got a star as well. Let me tell you, the joker? Holy God did he ever have a big dick. It was gigantic.
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