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Otters Ignore Curfews

January 30, 2011 in Lolotter

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  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/nodebutante/ NoDebutante

    I know they’d bite my fingers, but I really really really want to pet their cute furry angry heads.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/kausaustralisandsaturn/ Worthless Emo

    The one in the back, has their backs covered <3

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/zanzinthebar/ zanzinthebar

    They’re kind of scaring me. Do otters ever attack? I’ve only seen them swimming around looking cute before.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    @ zanzinthebar:
    We had an otter attack in Boca Raton a month or so ago, but it’s unknown if it was rabies or not.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/chillbearlatrigue/ Chillbear Latrigue

    Those recalcitrant little fucks.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    OTTERS HAVE NEVER ATTACKED ANYONE AND ARE KNOWN TO CURE THE COMMON COLD SIMPLY BY LICKING YOU.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/viruswithshoes/ VirusWithShoes

    @ MilitantRubberDucky:
    I’ve just noticed that your avatar features most of a good-looking right boob.

    Kudos.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/militantrubberducky/ MilitantRubberDucky

    @ VirusWithShoes:
    Why thank you. The other is just as good looking, I assure you.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/members/penny-danger/ Penny Danger

    It turns out they also ignore vultures. I was at “Flamingo Gardens” in South Florida today and they have otters. Their pampered otters are the kind that swim up in front of 12 vultures just three feet above on a fence and the otters take turns doing backflips. These otters are not scared of anything! It’s like they have a sense of humor about it.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/geodejane/ GeodeJane

    Just Wii and Wi-Fi you entitled fuckers. Otherwise, we be fine. We have each other and the foreign corespondents to say so. Look at our new formation. Not such scared little buggers right yet. How about some Tang and civil rights, too. We are bad assed…desperate…aren’t we something new in this old land?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/blix/ Blix

    The otters, backs pressed to the wall on trial for their lives, fought for the oppressed and Copt a plea.

    /Obscurity.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/members/penny-danger/ Penny Danger

    VirusWithShoes wrote:

    @ MilitantRubberDucky:
    I’ve just noticed that your avatar features most of a good-looking right boob.
    Kudos.

    Thanks Virus. Glad you like. You did tell us to vamp up our avatars . Oh, you were talking to MRD! My mistake.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/muskegharpy/ muskegharpy

    @Zanz: I’ve never seen an otter attack, but they will chase a grown-ass man away from their young. I had a very good time watching my husband get owned by an otter.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/zanzinthebar/ zanzinthebar

    @ muskegharpy:
    Well, that’s a mom for you. It sounds like it was a good show watching your husband get chased.

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/gerbilsinlove/ gerbilsinlove

    @ muskegharpy:
    When is that not a good time?

  • http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/gerbilsinlove/ gerbilsinlove

    I mean hell, I’d break out my beach chair and pop open a bottle of sparkling red to share if it meant an afternoon of such merriment!