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Alternate Universe Episode of ‘Hee Haw’

January 25, 2011 in Wencistory

Remember when the North Vietnamese went back in time and won the American Civil War for the South and everything got screwy for awhile until Henry Kissinger and Frank Oppenheimer devised that Tesla cannon that set everything back almost to right except now nobody remembers that Spiro Agnew was the first black female president or ever heard of a xilabeast and a bunch of other stuff but what’re you gonna do you can’t have everything? This is from then. I taped it.


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