Sarah Palin Still Talking Shit In Front Of Her Fireplace

January 18, 2011 in Stupid Humans

She’s a dolt and an embarrassment both to America and humanity at large, but that hasn’t stopped brain-dead moose-worrier Sarah Palin from talking shit to a camera in front of her fireplace. A fireplace that surely has more understanding of nuance and decorum than the baby-dropping moron sitting in front of it. A fireplace that understands more about modern America than the daft tart babbling away just a matter of feet away. A fireplace that feels.

I try to ignore the hokey bullshit bubbling out of this stupid bitch’s trap and focus on the REAL AMERICAN FIREPLACE behind her. Surely this bint’s handlers went through her enormous fucking Alaskan house looking for some place that SPOKE TO AMERICA. So, they ignored the huge fucking fridge and flat-screen television and plonked this weeping sore in front of the fireplace BECAUSE IT’S EARTHY AND TRUE, just as long as she doesn’t drop any of her mewling brood into it by mistake.

Anyway – I didn’t watch this shit, because there’s only so much stupidity and lies I can take in any given year, and Sarah Palin has truly used up my stupidity-and-lie-ration already for 2011. There’s a link below if you like hearing a moron talk shit to another moron on a channel exclusively for morons.

Click here for moron-to-moron.

Tags: fireplaces of the rich and famous

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I thought it was spelled m-o-r-a-n. Am I wrong?
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As in, “Get a brain, morans!”
http://wordsmoker.com/help/members-3/weegees_bored/ Weegee\’s Bored

She’s never going to be president. NBC is looking for a replacement for Regis. “Live with Sarah and Kelly” would combine two of the great minds — and voices — of our time. It would be a sure hit.
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“May He [God] supernaturally turn their mourning somehow, supernaturally into joy.”

Ummm, what? Does God ever turn people’s misery into joy using more conventional methods like throwing a sock hop? Assuming, of course, that He ever does.

It was big of Palin to recognize that she wasn’t the only victim in the Arizona massacre.
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Did I mention? Reince Priebus?
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Paranoia strikes deep
Into Alaska it creeps
It starts when you’re always afraid
Step out of line, the blood come and libel away.

I am profoundly embarrassed by that and will go away now.
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Chillbear Latrigue wrote:

It was big of Palin to recognize that she wasn’t the only victim in the Arizona massacre.

If she’d of been in Arizona maybe fewer people would have died due to the simple fact that her inflated ego could have repelled the bullets
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Weegee\’s Bored wrote:

Paranoia strikes deep
Into Alaska it creeps
It starts when you’re always afraid
Step out of line, the blood come and libel away.

Smokie.
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@ Weegee\’s Bored:
I rather liked it.
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@ zanzinthebar:
Hmmm. I need to go find my avatar.
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Any real Alasakn would have stood in front of the 55-gallon drum they use for burning garbage. A fireplace is elitist.
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muskegharpy wrote:

Any real Alasakn would have stood in front of the 55-gallon drum they use for burning garbage. A fireplace is elitist.

Didn’t she do something with a turkey being slaughtered in the background?
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Weegee\’s Bored wrote:

Didn’t she do something with a turkey being slaughtered in the background?

She pardoned one in the foreground.
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“How EVIL a person would have to be to kill an innocent”

There aren’t enough lols on the internet to cover that.
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I’m no Palin fan, but the recent attacks on her because of some completely unrelated incident with a random crazy nut-job killing people in Tucson had absolutely nothing to do with her. Hell, if someone attacked me like that I’d say a lot more vicious and harsh shit than she did…fo sho!
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@ 3goldbars: Sarah Palin and her comrades in visciousness are strong contributers to the current atmosphere of hatred and intolerance in this country, so don’t fool yourself. It doesn’t take much to push a mentally unbalanced person over the edge – egging people on with violent rhetoric is of no help.

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