Ten New Year’s Resolutions From Facebook Nation
January 3, 2011 in Facebook
You can learn many important things about the human condition by reading Facebook status updates. OK, not really … but it’s fun to do anyway! And thanks to a search site called Open Book, you can read Facebook users’ status updates from around the world on any topic you choose.
This past weekend, I typed in the search term “resolution” to see what New Year’s resolutions were being made by the world’s Facebook users at the dawn of 2011. (By the way, if you don’t want your Facebook status updates exposed to the whole world, you might want to make a New Year’s resolution to change your privacy settings.)
Some of the more interesting results I came up with are contained within. Let’s take a look, shall we?
Barry is either overweight or very nearsighted. Either way, he’s resolved to do something about it!
Gina knows how to set attainable goals.
Sean has priorities!
Dale is mulling the mullet option.
Taylor will just have to take things one eyeliner-free day at a time.
There goes Dylan … resolving to stop saying things again!
Nicolette’s resolution didn’t make it far past midnight, apparently.
Renee resolved to do two easy things instead of one difficult one. I’ve tried that … and it works!
There comes a time in every man’s life when he must hang up the white shoes. For Alan, that time has arrived.
Allez-y, Alexis! Pisse en bonne santé!