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Tired of taking your clothes off before bed? Tired of putting some on again the very next morning? Think of the degrading toil you put yourself through almost daily. Well, there’s no need to suffer any more, for PajamaJeans are now available. For this is the technology humanity has been yearning for since Einstein had to wear the same suit every day because he was thinking about the General Theory of Relativity. Now you can relax in the exact same thing without having to even change your outfit – never mind the clothes themselves. Imagine how uninterrupted your days and nights will become as you ponder on the great mysteries of time, space and the popularity of The Situation.

Thanks to Monkeyrash for the tip.